I kveld med YLVIS (2011– )

Bård Ylvisåker: Self - Host

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Quotes 

• Himself - Host : Vegard, you're not one to talk. You've been at it in the backseat of the car when we were small drawing diagrams and shit.

  Himself - Host : Yeah, no, you had - it was one time when we were going to Denmark or Sweden, and I rigged up this thing with a compass and a book. And every fifteenth minute I wrote down the cardinal direction, so after we arrived I could see if the average cardinal direction was the direction we'd been driving.

  Himself - Host : People often ask us in interviews, was there a lot of arguing? You can't argue with that shit.

• Bård : For that, I shall always love you.

  Calle : Thank you, I will always love you back.

• [to Vegard while brainstorming a song in Kyrgyzstan] 

  Bård : I sound Norwegian no matter what, you sound like you were born with a kebab up your ass. Sing again.