The Simpsons (TV Series)

Luca$ (2014)

Zach Galifianakis: Lucas Bortner

Quotes 

• Lisa Simpson : Maybe competitive eating isn't the sport for you.

  Lucas Bortner : It's not just a sport. It's my life.

  Lisa Simpson : I mean, maybe we haven't found the right food for you. How about ice cream?

  Lucas Bortner : Sure. I can pound that cream.

  [90 seconds later] 

  Lucas Bortner : [On the floor]  Oh, my God, brain freeze! Kick my head until I pass out!

  [Lisa gives Lucas a tap on the head with her foot] 

  Lucas Bortner : Harder! I'm still conscious!

• Lucas Bortner : My new hobby is to become whatever Adele is.