- Sgt. Major Donald Cody: I didn't lose a foot in a land mine to hear you talk junk.
- [takes off his Caucasian-toned prosthetic foot and puts it on his desk]
- Sgt. Pete Hill: Have we ever talked without you bringing up your fake foot?
- Sgt. Major Donald Cody: When your foot gets blown off, you can bring it up whenever you like?
- Sgt. Pete Hill: You get it's weird it's a white guy's foot?
- Sgt. Major Donald Cody: My size only comes in white.
- Sgt. Pete Hill: Okay, I can't be stuck in Rear D. It's for the guys who can't cut it.
- Sgt. Major Donald Cody: I'm in Rear D.
- Sgt. Pete Hill: Let me back up.
- Sgt. Major Donald Cody: Rear D maintains the base and supports the families of deployed soldiers. It's an important job!
- Sgt. Pete Hill: Totally agree. Now how do I get out of it?
- Sgt. Major Donald Cody: You don't!
- Private Dobkiss: It should be a scorpion... with TWO tails!
- Private Robinson: What about THREE tails?
- Private Dobkiss: That's stupid!
- Johnny Marine: Where's my motorcycle, boy?
- Cpl. Derrick Hill: Come on... where could I hide a bright yellow motorcycle?
- [BRIGHT YELLOW MOTORCYCLE FALLS FROM TREE]
- Cpl. Derrick Hill: It was in the tree.
- Private Gumble: It should be a scorpion. With TWO tails!
- Private Robinson: What about THREE tails?
- Private Gumble: That's stupid!