American Horror Story (TV Series)

The Replacements (2013)

Jessica Lange: Fiona Goode

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• Fiona Goode : What the hell is going on in here?

  Madison Montgomery : Miss Aryan Sisterhood came between Queenie and her food.

  Madame Delphine LaLaurie : I will not stoop to serve her kind.

  Fiona Goode : You know, Delphine, from now on you are going to be Queenie's personal slave. And Queenie, You ask her to do whatever you need done: Make your bed, scrub your toilet, I don't give a shit.

  Queenie : Sweet.

  Fiona Goode : There is nothing I hate more than a racist.

• Fiona Goode : This coven doesn't need a new Supreme. It needs a new rug.

• Madame Delphine LaLaurie : That magic box lies. Somebody... somebody in there... they just said that... that-that... Negro... is the President of the United States.

  Fiona Goode : I voted for him. Twice. We've also had black secretaries of states, Supreme Court justices, and even the poet laureate.

  Madame Delphine LaLaurie : [hissing]  Lies!

• Fiona Goode : [voiceover]  It's a dance, a dance no one ever had to teach me. A dance I've known since I first saw my reflection in my father's eyes. My partners have been princes and starving artists, Greek gods and clowns. And every one of them certain they lead. But it's always my dance. I make the first move, which is no move at all. I've always just understood that they will eventually find themselves in front of me. Primitive, beautiful animals. Their bodies responding to the inevitability of it all. It's my dance and I have performed it with finesse and abandon with countless partners. Only the faces change. And all this time, I never suspected the night would come when the dance would end.

• Fiona Goode : Your powers, you've been feeling them growing?

  Madison Montgomery : Yeah, like crazy.

  Fiona Goode : Have you ever wondered why?

  Madison Montgomery : Uh, apart from my being awesome?

  Fiona Goode : *I'm* the source! My life force is literally pouring out of my body and into yours. This is no mystical mumbo-jumbo, this is real. I have cancer. I won't last the year.

  Madison Montgomery : I have connections. My agent can get the best oncologist in the country here in a flash.

  Fiona Goode : [laughs]  Chemo? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not going out bald and shriveled and... begging for morphine. No. I've lived a disreputable life, but I've done it in style, and I'll die likewise. I don't belong on these walls. I took my inheritance too soon. Squandered it. All that... power, all those gifts. I just took it and poured it back into myself and dressed it up in Chanel. I was a shitty Supreme. But now, my mentor, Anna-Lee Leighton - Now there was a Supreme. She was majestic and powerful. She taught me everything I know. You know how I thanked her? By cutting her throat. Right where I'm standing.

  [pulls out knife] 

  Fiona Goode : With this. I've kept it all these years. And now, I give it to you.

  Madison Montgomery : Why? I don't want that.

  Fiona Goode : Yeah, come on, here. Take it.

  Madison Montgomery : No.

  Fiona Goode : Don't be afraid. Use it. Kill me for the sake of the coven.

  Madison Montgomery : No. No.

  Fiona Goode : Yes. Come on, now, do it!

  Madison Montgomery : I can't!

  Fiona Goode : Yes, you can, you stupid girl! Do it and feel my power flow into you! I know, because I was standing where you're standing!

  Madison Montgomery : Stop yelling at me!

  Fiona Goode : Do it! Do it!

  Madison Montgomery : [screaming]  No!

  Fiona Goode : Do it!

  [cuts Madison's throat] 

• Fiona Goode : May I offer you a drink?

  Joan Ramsey : No, I don't imbibe. I don't know if this is a school or... a rehab facility or what it is, but two of your girls invaded my property. One of them was dressed so scandalously I'm worried about the long-term effect it might have on Luke.

  Fiona Goode : You know, I've never understood you Bible-thumpers and your hypocrisy towards sex. I know, behind closed doors, you are the biggest perverts of all.

  Joan Ramsey : Your student threw a knife at me. It missed my head by three inches.

  Fiona Goode : Yeah, she has to work on her aim.

• Madison Montgomery : My mother put me to work ever since I could talk. I hated it. It's hard to stop when you're the only one in your family making money, you know.

  Fiona Goode : You didn't have a good relationship with her?

  Madison Montgomery : The last time I saw her, she snorted half my coke and then let the cops bust me for it. She's a selfish bitch.

• Fiona Goode : Bury her deep. God knows what all that shit in her body will do to the lawn when it comes up in the spring.

• Fiona Goode : [to Spalding]  What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?