"American Horror Story" Boy Parts (TV Episode 2013) - Gabourey Sidibe as Queenie

Queenie : I grew up on white girl shit like "Charmed", and "Sabrina, the Teenage Cracker". I didn't know that there even were black witches. But as it turns out, I'm an heir to Tituba. She was a house slave in Salem. She was the first to be accused of witchcraft. So technically, I'm part of your tribe.

Madison Montgomery : Is this where we all sing "Kum-Bah-Yah"?

Queenie : Bitch, I will eat you!
Flabby Customer : Yo. The medium buckets is supposed to have eight pieces, this one has only seven.

Queenie : My name is not "Yo." It's Queenie. And you must've miscounted because I packed that basket myself.

Flabby Customer : Well you must've got a "D" in math 'cause there's only seven pieces.

Queenie : Actually, sir, I got an "A" in math. All of them. Calculus, trig, Advanced algebra.

Flabby Customer : Is that so?

Queenie : Mm-hmm.

Flabby Customer : Look, I'm sure you're a genius, just give me an extra piece of chicken and I'll be done here.

Queenie : Look, Pencil Dick, I'm not stupid, okay? You ate that extra piece, and now you want a freebie.

Flabby Customer : I'd like to speak to the manager, stupid fat ass.

Queenie : What did you call me?

Flabby Customer : Get the manager!

Queenie : I *am* the manager!
Queenie : What the...? Ohh, who are you?

Madame Delphine LaLaurie : Out of my way, slave.

Queenie : Who you calling slave, bitch? Yo, who is this stinky old lady...

[Delphine bashes Queenie in the back of her head with a candlestick holder]

Gabourey Sidibe: Queenie