Trainwreck (2015)

John Cena: Steven

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Quotes 

• Steven : [to Amy]  As I was turning off your phone, I got a picture of somebody's dick.

  Guy in Back of Theater : It was mine!

  Steven : Fuck you, Tone Loc! You wanna take it to the parking lot? Fine! If you can't find me I'll be the closest one on Grindr.

• Guy in Back of Theater : This has to be the corniest muscle white dude I've ever seen in my fuckin' life.

  Steven : Okay, Koko B. Ware, you know what? You're being an asshole! Alright? You know what I do with assholes? I lick 'em!

• Steven : [whispering]  Amy, is that wine in a box?

  Amy : Mhmm. I have red too.

  Guy in Back of Theater : What the fuck, is this guy ever going to shut up?

  Amy : [drunkenly]  Please watch the movie.

  Steven : [whispering]  Please stop. No, that's not right, don't do this to me.

  Amy : Why is he yelling?

  Steven : Listen, you always do this to me. You show up to these places, you put me in a situation... I'm a big guy - everybody wants to fight the big guy.

  Amy : Yeah you are!

  Guy in Back of Theater : Hey, Mark Wahlberg. Shut your bitch up.

  Steven : Mar... Mark Wahlberg? Me?

  Guy in Back of Theater : Who else looks like Mark Wahlberg? Your girl?

  Steven : Mark Wahlberg is like 150 pounds! I'm 250 lean - I look like Mark Wahlberg *ate* Mark Wahlberg!

  Guy in Back of Theater : Your muscles aren't the fuckin' problem; it's your yapping girlfriend!

  Amy : [to Steven]  Just say "fuck you".

  Steven : I will *fuck* you! Alright? I will enter you!

  Guy in Back of Theater : You're... you're gonna enter me? Did you hear what he said?

  Amy : What are you talking about right now?

  Steven : I'm just trying to intimidate him.

  Amy : You're just talking about raping him.

  Guy in Back of Theater : You're not about that life, champ. I can see it.

  Steven : Oh, I am about that life. No no no, I will get *crazy* up in here! You like movies? We'll make a movie! We'll make "Mama Say Knock You Out" starring my fist and your dick hole!

  Guy in Back of Theater : Oh, shit. What the fuck is wrong with this dude?

  Woman in Back of Theater : He wants you.

  Amy : Babe, your threats. I'm telling you, they're super gay.

  Steven : Too sexual?