- Alexis Green: On the fourth of july, I accidentally went down on him.
- Davis Green: [laughs] Accidentally? How do you accidentally...? Oh, no... never mind. That's happened to me too.
- Dr. Ronald Green: They're running late. Body won't be here till the morning.
- Uncle Josh: It's a good thing he's dead. It'd kill him to know he was late to something.
- Uncle Josh: It's easy to despise someone from a distance. Put 'em across a table, though; most men won't pursue a conflict if they can help it. Your dad's a great example.
- Davis Green: Of what?
- Uncle Josh: A coward.
- Alexis Green: Promise me something else: That if you do leave now, it's not because you're afraid of what's going on.
- Davis Green: I'm not afraid of what's going on.
- Alexis Green: Not with our dads. With us.