- Pete, Myka, and Artie help Kelly Hernandez (Pete's ex-girlfriend) save her grandmother who is trapped inside a Telenovela, and in the process "fall in" and become characters of this Latino Soap Opera themselves. Meanwhile, Claudia and Steve investigate a strange accident at a university that leads them to discover an artifact that literally duplicates its users.—Anonymous
- "Warehouse13" - "Savage Seduction" - May 5, 2014
Artie knows Claudia is obsessed with figuring out how to save Claire from her suspended animation so when a ping come in she sends her and Steve to investigate.
A college student was giving a presentation on gonzo journalism when a shadow flew across the room and into his body and slammed him into the wall breaking his spine. The hospital report said he had alcohol poisoning but the professor says the student was sober.
Steve and Claudia talk to the student's roommates who say he partied all night long so they're confused how he could've been sober and insightful at his presentation.
They go to where he was partying and find broken glass and a cellphone with amateur video on it of him falling backwards off a roof. It explains the broken back but oddly the video was shot at the same time as the student was in class so he was somehow in two places in once. Steve figures out that the student must've been in a frat. The guy at the frat lies and says the student wasn't a pledge. Steve knows he's lying. But then they notice a student in one place when they just saw him in another. They peek in the basement and see pledges drinking copiously. They realize they have a duplication artifact so they can both party hard and study hard. Just as they watch a pledge pass out from drinking, a shadow leaves his drunk body and swoops into his sober body and takes it over.
Steve and Claudia hit a frat party to find out more info. They head into the basement where a strange ritual with masks, robes, and candles. They waylay a pledge and Steve steals his robe and mask. They chant a chant about a candle burning at both ends and burn a double-ended candle to imbue another pledge with the double life. They unmask him and realize he's an intruder and throw wax from the candle on him. This splits him in two and apparently the party hearty side of Steve is more effeminate than studious ATF agent Steve.
Claudia loves that Steve has split in two. Steve not so much. The Steves fight with each other. They spilt up looking for Bryce. Gayer Steve finds a gay frat boy and they dance on the bar. They find Bryce and give chase.
The Steves and Claudia capture Bryce. The candle belonged to Edna St. Vincent Millay. Gayer Steve steals the candle and the Tesla and runs off to have some fun.
The Steve's fight, calling each other names nag/whore. Gayer Steve whips the candle at the wall. Claudia bags the candle and it doesn't work she realizes she has to knock out Steve. She Tesla's him and the shadow goes back into real Steve's body and he is now drunk.
Claudia admits to Steve he was right that the distraction was good for her and fixing Claire will be a marathon not a sprint.
Meanwhile, Pete and Myka receive a visit from Pete's ex-girlfriend Kelly, who is now married and pregnant.(It's not Pete's.) It turns out her grandmother got sucked into her television into her favorite telenovela. The grandmother loved the show, "Savage Seduction" and was upset after the series finale. While looking for the artifact responsible, Myka, Kelly, and nana's cat are sucked into the telenovela as well. Myka is a lazy maid named Maribel and Kelly an indignant rich woman named Ms. Obregon who thinks Maribel wants her finace Armando. The cat is the cat. Her nana is playing the matriarch of the family.
Artie arrives and he and Pete read a letter sent by the producers of the show who sent nana a brooch as a thank you for being such a good fan. They can see her wearing it on the show. Artie think she made the artifact by imbuing it with her love for the show and the sadness for it ending. They have to go in the show and save them. They hold one of Harvey Korman's cufflinks, because he was famous for never staying in character if they hold them they will stay themselves.
They enter the show and Pete is very excited to be able to speak Spanish. But Artie is not with him for some reason.
Pete is excited that he is Armando in the telenovela. He sees Kelly/Carmen who confronts him about him possibly cheating on her. He says she and his unborn child are all he cares about. They kiss. Her mother arrives to look at silver for the wedding. Pete/Armando says he can't go and has to talk to Nana.
Pete finds Nana but an unseen but armed thief shoots at him and glances Nana's arm. Nana says the thief stole her brooch. Carmen and her mother arrive and report this was the second attempt on her life. Mother wants to hire bodyguards and a P.I. but Nana says it was about her long lost son Rafael, who raised Armando as his own and disappeared mysteriously. Nana was given a note with a meeting place and time to get information about Rafael. Pete figures out Myka/Maribel took the note and says he will find the thief.
Pete finds Myka who is in character and attacks him since Armando said he would marry her. He asks her about the note. He says he will never stop loving her. She tries to kiss him but he says there's no time because they have to find Rafael and help Nana.
They find Artie locked up in a mental institution, he is Colonel Rafael Obregon. Pete explains it all. They figure that Rafael will know who the thief is so Pete has take the cufflink from Artie so he will know what his character knows. Myka/Maribel is confused. Artie drops the cufflink and becomes the Colonel and promptly begins choking Pete/Armando. The Colonel thinks Armando put him there because his wife told him he did. Pete tries to get him to take the cufflink back but drops them and becomes Armando. Myka picks them up and returns to herself just as Artie/the Colonel says Maribel is his daughter. She puts a cufflink in his hand and Artie returns. (Pete is still Armando.) Artie gives the cufflink back to Pete and they explain to the "Colonel" that it was his wife that put him there to keep him hidden and not Armando. The Colonel thinks she did this because he knows her "secret."
They go to see Carmen and tell her that her mother had an affair and the Colonel is not her father and her mother tried to kill her grandmother so she could get Carmen's inheritance. (But Maribel is the Colonel's daughter.) Carmen slaps the cufflink out of Pete's hands into Artie's. Carmen pulls a gun on all three of them but before she shoots him se says it's not his baby. Arite knockes the gun away but the mother picks it up and shoots Artie. She and Carmen run off. Artie gives the cufflink to Pete and tells them to go after them before they kill Nana. They fight about legitimacy, family, and brooches. The "Colonel" enters and confirms all the stories as the mother starts to smother Nana.
Carmen and Myka/Marigold fight. Pete drops the cufflink. Artie picks it up. Pete knocks out the mother and saves Nana. He knocks out Carmen and saves Myka. Nana is fine. Artie finds the brooch just as Armando and Maribel are about to kiss. But her mother shows up and says they're brother and sister. Artie rolls his eyes and bags the brooch sending them back to reality.
Pete and Myka agree never to talk about it again. Kelly thanks Pete for his help. Nana is already into a new telenovela. Pete wishes her good luck and apologizes for it not working out between them. She says they both know it wouldn't have worked. He asks why. She says because he's obviously in love with Myka.
Artie comes into the Warehouse very angry thinking Claudia has done something. She wonders what's wrong. He says someone has taken Claire.
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