If I Had Wings (2013)

Lorne Cardinal: Angus Coleman

Quotes 

• Angus Coleman : Ah, not gettin' along with that blind kid, huh?

  Brad Coleman : His name's Alex... and, yeah, I don't... I don't think he likes me. You know, he's one of those rich, smart kinds.

  Angus Coleman : Oh, and you're one of the poor, stupid ones?

  Brad Coleman : I come by it honestly.

• Angus Coleman : I thought you said you weren't hanging out with Vince and Billy anymore.

  Brad Coleman : Yeah, I'm not.

  Angus Coleman : Then what are those two drains-in-the-system doing on my front lawn!

• Sandy Taylor : Would you care for a beer?

  Angus Coleman : Sure. I always wanted to try one of those - but only if you're having one.

  Sandy Taylor : I could use a beer. Domestic or imported?

  Angus Coleman : Ah, I better stick to domestic. I drink imported, I get illusions of grandeur.

• Angus Coleman : How about some milk? God, I never thought I'd say THAT with a straight face.

• Angus Coleman : Now, you two are going to say away from my boys, or I'm gonna make your lives miserable.

  Vince Bernard : [scoffing]  I'm gonna tell our dad.

  Angus Coleman : Oh, good. 'Cause I haven't *pounded* on your old man in 20 years.

• Brad Coleman : Hey, uh... do we have any milk?

  Angus Coleman : Milk?

  Brad Coleman : Yeah, milk. You know, white stuff. It comes from a cow.

  Angus Coleman : I am familiar with the concept. You want milk? Really?

• Angus Coleman : [visiting the Taylor home]  Am I having a seizure, or am I smelling chocolate chip cookies?