- Pam De Beaufort: Your God and my God can get a hotel room and have a circle jerk for all I care - I'll be in hell, having a three way with the devil.
- Nizar: [playing Russian roulette with Pam] I've survived 27 times. 27.
- [pulling the trigger, the hammer lands on an empty chamber]
- Nizar: 28. Allah loves me. Does your god love you?
- Pam De Beaufort: Nope. My god fucking hates me.
- James: I am sorry about your cousin.
- Lafayette Reynolds: You know, I feel relieved. How fucked up is that? I guess because I grieved the first time she died. And the second time she died, I don't feel nothing inside.
- James: All my friends died in Vietnam. All of 'em. Their bodies would be brought home on this plane. Wood coffins, a flag draped over top. A notification officer and a chaplain would show up in town. And they'd drive down the road in their Ford Galaxy and-and all the moms and all the dads would come out onto their front porch and they would hold their breath and wait to see which house the officer stopped at.
- Lafayette Reynolds: You served?
- James: I was a draft dodger, a pacifist. I don't believe in violence in any form.
- Lafayette Reynolds: If I had lived then, I'd be right there with you.
- James: One day I was home for Christmas, and the officer came to my best friend's house. Danny Monoghan. He-he lived right across the street. Danny and I, we were, um... well, he was... the officer delivered the news that Danny had died during the Battle of Hue; mortar attack. So I went across the street to pay my respects to Danny's family. Danny's dad, Mr. Monoghan, he grabbed Danny's old Louisville Slugger. It's the same bat Danny and I had used all through high school. And he beat me with it right in the middle of the street.
- Lafayette Reynolds: Fuck.
- James: Called me a "hippie faggot" and just left me there to die. This vampire in town took pity on me. Made me a vampire that night. So, if you ask me, there's zero point in feeling pain or fear, grief, or regret. You can laugh, you can cry, you can smoke out. It doesn't matter. To Tara or to the universe. It makes no fucking difference.
- Lafayette Reynolds: You are one metaphysical fuck.
- Sookie Stackhouse: [leaving the church congregation] I can hear you. I can hear each and every one of you. At least Lettie Mae's got the decency to say what she thinks to my face. I've lived in Bon Temps my whole life. And I love this town, and I've known all of you my whole life. And even though most of you hate me, I love just about everybody here. And I know what most of you think of me, that some of you blame me for what's happened. And you're not wrong. I played a part, but we can't go back to the way things were and I can't save those who have been lost. But some of our friends and loved ones are fighting for their lives right now, and for better or for worse, nobody in this town knows vampires better than me. I wanna help. Please let me help.
- Bill Compton: I wanna say thank you for what you did back there.
- Andy Bellefleur: I saved your miserable hide because I need your help to get Holly and Arlene back. But we are not good. We will never be good. There ain't nothing in this world can make right what you done to me and my family. So save your thanks.
- Alcide Herveaux: You walked home alone. After what happened tonight, it ain't a question of whether these Hep-V vamps are out there in the woods looking for us. We know they're out there, Sookie. Why would you do that?
- Sookie Stackhouse: I read your thoughts.
- Alcide Herveaux: What?
- Sookie Stackhouse: I'm sorry, I know I'm not supposed to, but I got no buffer tonight. And I can't... they just keep coming in...
- Alcide Herveaux: Sookie.
- Sookie Stackhouse: ...and I expect it from everybody else, but not from you.
- Alcide Herveaux: What?
- Sookie Stackhouse: You're supposed to love me and support me, and even you are blaming me for this, blaming me for what's happened to this town and blaming me for Arlene being missing.
- Alcide Herveaux: No, I'm not.
- Sookie Stackhouse: I read your thoughts.
- Alcide Herveaux: Sookie, it ain't fair.
- Sookie Stackhouse: I know that.
- Alcide Herveaux: It ain't fair to judge me a-and push me away because of something I thought.
- Sookie Stackhouse: I know that, too.
- Alcide Herveaux: I love you.
- Sookie Stackhouse: You're not telling me anything I don't already know because, newsflash, I can read your fucking thoughts, you get it? I'm sorry, it's my fucking curse to know the truth of what people think of me always, to feel the pain and the hurt and the ugly, ugly truth. Even you, even Jason, even Andy and Sam and every god damn human in this town.
- Violet: Get back in the car. It's not safe out here. What are you doing?
- Jason Stackhouse: I am a man. I'm a fucking officer of the law. You left me standing with my dick out back there. How do you think that makes me feel?
- Violet: I don't know, Jason. How does that make you feel?
- Jason Stackhouse: You won't let me fuck you. You won't let me do my job. You fucking feed on me every night. This is bullshit! My balls are so fucking blue, they're about to fall off.
- Violet: Well, what are you going to do about it, huh, Jason?
- Jason Stackhouse: I'm gonna fuck you. And you're gonna fuck me back. We're gonna fuck together. You hear me, woman? Let's fuck! For fuck's sake!
- Violet: It's about fucking time, Jason. I've been waiting.
- Adilyn Bellefleur: We have an attic!
- Jessica Hamby: No!
- Adilyn Bellefleur: You're gonna die out here!
- Jessica Hamby: You stay inside. Do not invite me in.
- Adilyn Bellefleur: I trust you.
- Jessica Hamby: You shouldn't.
- Adilyn Bellefleur: Jessica, I invite you in.
- Violet: I would seriously put that gun down if I were you.
- Jason Stackhouse: Violet, I got this.
- Mack: Oh, so is that how it is? Is she the law now? Deputy vampire?
- Jason Stackhouse: No, that's not how it is.
- Vince: You a fangbanger now, Stackhouse?
- Violet: Jason is mine.
- Jason Stackhouse: Violet.
- Violet: So why don't you take your puny little guns back home and go fuck your depressed, homey housewives with your tiny, little dicks?
- Deputy Kenya Jones: What if I don't have a dick? Can I stay?
- Violet: Of course you can. But then I'll have no choice but to rip your fucking head off and use it as a candy dish.