Ted Mosby: [to the Inn Manager] I'm not some miserable, lonely person. Tell him, Lily.
Lily Aldrin: It's been a tough weekend for him.
Ted Mosby: Bro!
Lily Aldrin: We're here for a wedding.
Lily Aldrin: He used to date the bride.
Curtis: Oh mama.
Lily Aldrin: And he's the best man.
Curtis: Look at this place... it's so romantic. Countless babies conceived within these walls!... and one grisly murder.
Barney Stinson: For the next 200 years every male member of the Stinson family was afflicted by the gypsy's curse: an unquenchable thirst for booty that no committed relationship could ever satisfy. That is until my brother James met his husband, Tom. The day they got married, they lifted the curse forever... Freeing me from the shackles of having sex with lots of different women. Although sometimes, Robin and I still use the shackles. BONDAGE-FIVE!