Twisted: The Untold Story of a Royal Vizier (2013)

Confident Hunter , Amputee Pirate Captain , Sea Witch , Jilted Witch , Scarred Lion : [Villians chanting] I only wished, I only wished, I only wished, I only wished!

Puppy Killer : [Cruella appearing] I only wished to have a coat made out of puppies!

Confident Hunter , Amputee Pirate Captain , Sea Witch , Jilted Witch , Scarred Lion , Ja'far : [Everyone yelling at Cruella] Just leave! What's wrong with you? Get out! That's insane! Why would you do that?
Gazeem : I walked right into his shop, and I fucked his puppy.

Ja'far : [horrified] What?

Gazeem : [laughing] Ja'far! That is another common expression. Yeah! It means that I put that merchant in his place as *if* he were a defenseless little puppy.

Ja'far : Oh. Oh... colorful expressions in the marketplace these days.
Sultan : Many years ago, I - took - my - finger... and I pushed in my penis.

Sultan : [shrugs] And it hasn't come out since.

Sultan : [pause] I will now hear from the court.
Ja'far : I was not charmed by the song you sang when you came out of the lamp and I am not charmed by your crazy bullshit now. You either need to back me the fuck up...

Ja'far : [threateningly] or shut the fuck up. Got it?

Djinn : You had me at hello.

[grins and looks around at the audience]

Nick Gage: Sultan, Djinn, Ensemble