- Blain: So I can be a woman on the court and a man in the bedroom. I can't believe it. NICE!
- Winnie Gibson: You mean when you're sleeping?
- Blain: Yes!
- Gwen Wilde: Of course your divorce is affecting your daughter. Seventy percent of all people in prison come from broken families. She's twice as likely to do drugs. Twice as likely to drop out of school. Four times as likely to have trouble fitting in. Three times as likely to end up in therapy. Twice as likely to commit suicide. Fifty percent more likely to have health problems.
- Gwen Wilde: Do you people not even do a freaking Google search before you decide to blow up the planet your kids live on?
- Gwen Wilde: Breeders...
- Kris Dilby: [takes off his wig and puts on glasses, revealing himself to be Matt Walsh in disguise] Another Sweet Daddy Walsh adventure comes to a satisfying conclusion
- Candace Owens: What are you talking about? I don't understand how you did anything to make the situation better.
- Kris Dilby: Don't you?