Disappointed over how awful the 2013 Lone Ranger movie was, the Snob recalls the last time Hollywood tried (and failed) to bring the iconic Western hero to the big screen.
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Although I believe I am forgetting about the main reason why this film works better than the newer one and that is that at least this film is 93 minutes and not TWO AND A HALF GODDAMN HOURS!
[Grunts and gets up from his chair
[William Tell Overture plays as the end credits start rolling
He learned the wisdom of the forest. He learned the ways of the wind.
[Peeking around the corner
Um, the movie and the review are both over! Stop talking!