- Kenzi Malikov: We got to go all interrogation on her. Find out who she is for real.
- Dyson Thornwood: We don't want to frighten her. She might lash out.
- Kenzi Malikov: And if she is Tamsin, she *did* try to kill you.
- Dyson Thornwood: There is that.
- Kenzi Malikov: Yeah.
- Dyson Thornwood: But she might not be Tamsin.
- Baby Tamsin: Peace out, losers. I'ma go play.
- [Throws knife]
- Baby Tamsin: Later.
- Dyson Thornwood, Kenzi Malikov: It's Tamsin.
- Kenzi Malikov: Okay, A: Chickie-poo Elemental seems a little ele-*mental*. B: She could take the card and bone us big. And C: Her skin is suspiciously flawless and I hate her so much.
- Endymion: Otto and I were great allies, but itwas I who won the battle of Lechfield.
- Dyson Thornwood: That's great. How-...
- Endymion: How did I do it? Why, by diverting attention using a clever technique involving smoke, a total of five dimensional shifts and the loud braying of cattle.
- Lauren Lewis: [Trying to unlock Crystal's phone] Password. Shit.
- [Thinks]
- Lauren Lewis: Maybe it's "shit":.
- Dyson Thornwood: You will wake him.
- Selene: Or?
- Dyson Thornwood: I'll tear you to pieces with my teeth.
- Selene: Promise to spank me first?
- Astrid: I've been perfuming creams and shampoos at Selene's for years. The women who work there are evil incarnate. Twelve years later, and the perm they gave me still hasn't grown out.
- Endymion: This woman's name is Clio and she is a thief of identities!
- Clio: What was I supposed to do while you were under Selene's spell, and between her legs? Requests for your services were coming in.
- Dyson Thornwood: So you took his gigs. The last one that I recall put you in a hell of a dress.
- Clio: [Looks at Eddy] All he was doing was making babies!
- Dyson Thornwood: Wait, is Eddy your - -?
- Clio: No. No, his spawn are giggling dim-witted Elementals.
- Dyson Thornwood: But *you're* an Elemental.
- Clio: With a twist. Those Elementals only have command one of the four elements. I commune with all of them. Which makes me very special and so much better than you.
- Kenzi Malikov: [Talking to herself while organizing Bo's room] You got champagne, chocolate; both lube and actual chocolate. And I got a lead on some Victoria Secret models. And I'm not talking catalogue, hon. I'm talkin' runway.
- Kenzi Malikov: Shhhh. It took like five Avril Lavigne songs to get Baby Tam-Tam a ticket to play-time land. You wake her Sk8er Boi, you are dealing with her.
- William 'Hale' Santiago: You know the words to five Avril Lavigne songs?
- Dyson Thornwood: [about Tamsin] Her memories, they will come back eventually right?
- Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan: Valkyries deal in the souls of the dead. They see so much carnage in one lifetime that sometimes they repress those memories in the next.
- Dyson Thornwood: Shit.
- Kenzi Malikov: Language.