Girlfriend's Day (2017)

Bob Odenkirk: Ray Wentworth

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Quotes 

• Ray Wentworth : No, I am a cynic.

  Gundy : No, I am a cynic. You are cynical. There is a difference. I never believed in the first place, but you, you wake up every morning disappointed to find the world the way it is, because you are a dreamer. Write the card, Raymond.

• Detective Miller : Every time I forget to give one of your mushy-ass cards to my girl, I get cut off for a month.

  Ray Wentworth : Perhaps if you were well-endowed, you wouldn't need one of my cards.

• Ray Wentworth : Don't be fooled, intern. Novels are for people who can't edit themselves. Cards are still the ultimate challenge.

• Sonnyboy : I spent two years in a maximum security prison for a hate crime I did not commit.

  Betcher : It was planned as a hate crime.

  Sonnyboy : I couldn't get that fucking cross into the ground. It's a lot tougher than it looks. Besides, hating a whole race of folks, now that's an awful lot of work.

  Ray Wentworth : [sitting squeezed between them]  So you don't hate anyone now? So, who do you hate now?

  Sonnyboy : Elitists!

• Denny : [being pushed on the swing]  Why is that woman crying?

  Ray Wentworth : Who can say? Probably a love thing.

  Denny : Do you love anybody?

  Ray Wentworth : Maybe. You?

  Denny : I love trucks.

  Ray Wentworth : Consider yourself lucky. Trucks never leave you.

  Denny : But they break down all the time. That's what my uncle says. Except he says they break down all the damn time.

• Ray Wentworth : [to Widow Taft, in her house after the funeral]  Can I use your back door?

• Ray Wentworth : I think I'm... unstuck. You unstuck me.

  Jill : Yay!

  Ray Wentworth : Hooray. I'm feeling... feelings. Last couple of years, I've been... looking for those feelings, and, uh... feelings have been like... "Quick, Ray's coming! Hide!"

• Ray Wentworth : [sitting in break room]  Yeah, I'm a writer. Cards. Greetings. Uh... romantic ones. So, yeah, I'm a poet, if you've got to label me.' 'Cause women, they love poets. I mean... I could see her pupils dilate. I had her hooked. Then she asked, "Well, if you're so famous, what have you written?" I just shrugged, then I said, "Only the top Valentine's Day card for the last three years in a row."

  [colleagues chuckle]