Bart Simpson: When did everything turn to crap?
Marge Simpson: Bart! I don't want that kind of language in this house.
[Pours bag of "Fun size" candy canes into a bowl; picks one up and regards its tiny size]
Marge Simpson: [Thinking] Man, when did everything turn to crap?
Moe Syzlak: I say we greet these newcomers with open arms... and gouge them for all they're worth! Who's with me?
Comic Book Guy: I'm in for some gouging.
Duffman: Duffman is commited to the corporate support of gouging!
Homer Simpson: Aw, Marge got remarried after I died. Wait a minute, I'm not dead! What the hell's going on?
Reverend Lovejoy: All these people are going to listen to my sermon.
Helen Lovejoy: Did Saint John worry about the crowd?
Reverend Lovejoy: He wrote letters! Any fool can write letters!