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The young and the innocent have their lives threatened by sick degenerates, evil creatures, and the devil himself! Will they escape with their virginity intact? Will they get revenge on their pervy attackers? Will our host make it out alive? All these questions and more will be stripped down and explored in the sultriest series of trailers hosted by "Playboy Playmate" Nikki Leigh. Bare witness as our host guides you through topics like MALE and FEMALE VIRGINS, learn as she explains the many REASONS FOR STAYING A VIRGIN, run in fear while being chased by those WHO HUNT VIRGINS, and watch the blood fly when the tables are turned with the REVENGE OF THE VIRGIN. So stay intimately close to our host as you wade ankle deep through the BLOOD OF 1000 VIRGINS. Written by
Playboy Playmate Nikki Leigh is your enchanting hostess for this brief (72 minutes long) compilation film showcasing trailers for some of the most enjoyably lurid exploitation, sexploitation, and cult movies in existence. In fact, one may wish that she were seen a little more often throughout, but the trailers here are so much fun that one can have a good time with this. This is directed by Charles Band, made as a Grindhouse Flix original to go along with the movies that his company Full Moon has recently acquired for distribution. And it's written by Leroy Patterson, clearly with a real affection for the subject matter.
As one can see, virgins are the common theme among these trailers, which are grouped according to the basic film content:
Male virgins - Female virgins - Reasons for staying a virgin - Who
hunt virgins - Revenge of the virgin
If this film has done its job, it will have whetted your appetite to see the titles presented - or revisit them, if you're already familiar with any of them. Among the assortment of decadence on display are trailers for "Teenage Mother", "The Teacher", "Brides of Blood", "Ms. 45", "They Call Her One Eye", "Chatterbox", "The Blood Spattered Bride", "Savage Streets", "I Don't Want to be Born", "The Curious Female", "Charley and the Hooker", and "The Harrad Experiment". Some of them get some absolutely priceless narration, by men solemnly declaring that the movie in question "shows things never seen before on film". The gorgeous Ms. Leigh keeps the tone of her segments refreshingly light, and participates in an amusing little wrap-up.
Lovers of adult films should be quite entertained sitting down to watch this with a bag of popcorn close at hand.
Seven out of 10.
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