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Ashens and the Quest for the Gamechild (2013)

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Ashens embarks on a quest to find the legendary and elusive piece of electronic tat known as the GameChild.

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Featuring Ashens insane fictional search for a piece of electronic tat for the fabled Game Child, accompanied by fan favourite Chef Excellence (a human version, not the bloody puppet), and together they try to overcome the odds - and all common sense - to lay our hands on the fabled Game Child, an old handheld video game. But a shadowy figure, aided by my irritating nemesis, wants the game for their own dastardly ends. Written by Anonymous

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The "sad onion" info-graphic appears several times during the opening credits, usually as enemy sprites in the games the Ashens sprite is playing. See more »

Goofs

One scene in the movie is supposed to be set in 1991. However, all the vehicles seen in the background were all produced after 1991. See more »

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Chef Brilliance: Chef Brilliances Almost Lasagne-like food products. Only in colour.
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Crazy Credits

KEEP WATCHING! We have one of those "Easter Eggs" at the end of the credits. It's a bit dark but we think it's quite funny. Also if you keep watching you'll get to see who the Key Grip is! Ever wonder why they call it an "Easter Egg"? We have no idea. See more »

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References The Matrix Revolutions (2003) See more »

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Guess I don't get it
27 September 2014 | by (A Place Under the Sun) – See all my reviews

It takes a lot to deserve one star from me. I even gave "Stop, Or My Mom Will Shoot" 3 stars. I had to turn it off TWICE. I stopped to check (recheck) on the rating and reviews here at IMDb and saw some support from the Indie lovers. I love Indie - good Indie. This is not it. As another reviewer pointed out, this is 80 minutes of crap you can see on Youtube and that's what I would rather do than sit through another minute of ridiculous, unfunny drivel such as this.

As I said, I stopped twice. The second time was exactly one scene after the first stop. I was desperately searching for something, ANYTHING funny in the slightest. Nada, zilch, zip.

Over, moving on. I've lost 15 minutes of my life: 10 on the vid and 5 on this review, nay warning.


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