Mon, Apr 22, 2013
In this episode, Kelly and Lindsey discover they must pay rent to continue living in their apartment. (What?! Why?) They also make a gross toilet shine like the top of the Chrysler Building and may or may not frame a homeless man for robbery.
Sat, May 4, 2013
Kelly and Lindsey steal a homeless man's dog and parade him around town as their wing man, but it all goes south when they realize the dog only attracts gay men. Kelly tries to kill him. It's not good.
Thu, May 30, 2013
Kelly and Lindsey are on their second 2 1/2 hour lunch break at the café when Titania Steele, a fabulous drag queen, comes in to return the gay dog they stole from the homeless man. They can't find the homeless man so they decide to keep the dog. The girls are fascinated with the queen and want to be friends with her. So they go to her show and are so impressed by the lifestyle and glamour that they decide to become drag queens too, but will they pull it off with style or get outed as impostors?
Thu, Jul 4, 2013
Kelly and Lindsey don't want to do anything this weekend. Unfortunately, they have forgotten that both Lindsey's parents and Kelly's ex-boyfriend/ex-life coach/ex-drug dealer, Eddie, are all coming to stay with them. Lindsey's parents and Eddie go out to paint the town with their borrowed gay dog, Sparkles, while Kelly and Lindsey sleep way in. But what none of them realize is that not only is there a dognapper in the neighborhood, but Crusty Tom is out of jail and looking for retribution...and his dog Sparkles.
Sun, Oct 27, 2013
Crusty Tom is back from the slammer and Kelly and Lindsey are on the run! Kelly and Lindsey are packed and ready to hit the road with their new gay dog, Sparkles when they get stuck in New York City stand-still traffic. Will they get stuck in traffic for the entire episode or will they get out of NY alive. HINT: they get stuck in traffic the entire episode and one of them may or may not pee themselves.