Legend Movie 2 (2011)
Steven: I brought a friend!
Dave: You brought a friend?
Steven: Yes, his name is Albert, I think.
Dave: Albert? Right.
Steven: Come on out, Albert.
[Hitler emerges, pointing a gun at his head]
Dave: Eh, excuse me but why are you pointing a gun at your own head?
Hitler: Because I want to end it all! I have lost the war!
Steven: Now don't be that way. Just look on the bright side of life.
Dave: Yes, always look for that second wind, buddy - Albert, or whatever your name was.
JFK: They tried to kill me! But I will kill them! I will kill them all! And I shall take over the world!
Doc Brown: I have to warn you! It's a very special machine!
Steven: You're a very special machine!
[knocks him down]
Dave: Oh, great. Where are we NOW?
Shakespeare: I am Sir William Shakespeare!
Dave: I didn't ask who you were...
Shakespeare: Yes, well, I told you! OK?
Dave: Show off.
Hitler: Well, what do you do for fun around here?
Shakespeare: Well, you're asking two questions there. The first brings me back to...
[Hitler shoots himself on the head]
Shakespeare: Oh dear, what have I done? Hmm, this is a new poem I think!
JFK: Now, instruct me on how to take over all time with the DeLorean!
Dave: Well, I'm not too sure we want to do that...
Steven: [innocently] All you need to do is drive the car up to...
Steven: ...88 miles per hour.
JFK: Aha! Now all you need to do is give me the DeLorean.
Steven: Hey, dude, do you do voiceovers, because your voice is pretty awesome to be honest with you.
Dave: Forget that, Steven! RUN!
Steven: Ah! Sharptooth!
Dave: It's called a T-rex.
Steven: That's what they called it in "The Land Before Time." It doesn't matter. RUN!