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Dave: I do not want to be an actor, I want to be an accountant!

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Doc Brown: Wow! So Hitler and Shakespeare WERE a gay couple!

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Steven: I brought a friend!

Dave: You brought a friend?

Steven: Yes, his name is Albert, I think.

Dave: Albert? Right.

Steven: Come on out, Albert.

[Hitler emerges, pointing a gun at his head]

Dave: Eh, excuse me but why are you pointing a gun at your own head?

Hitler: Because I want to end it all! I have lost the war!

Steven: Now don't be that way. Just look on the bright side of life.

Dave: Yes, always look for that second wind, buddy - Albert, or whatever your name was.

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JFK: They tried to kill me! But I will kill them! I will kill them all! And I shall take over the world!

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Doc Brown: I have to warn you! It's a very special machine!

Steven: You're a very special machine!

[knocks him down]

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Dave: Oh, great. Where are we NOW?

Shakespeare: I am Sir William Shakespeare!

Dave: I didn't ask who you were...

Shakespeare: Yes, well, I told you! OK?

Dave: Show off.

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Steven: What the H-E-Double-L?

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Hitler: Well, what do you do for fun around here?

Shakespeare: Well, you're asking two questions there. The first brings me back to...

[Hitler shoots himself on the head]

Shakespeare: Oh dear, what have I done? Hmm, this is a new poem I think!

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JFK: Now, instruct me on how to take over all time with the DeLorean!

Dave: Well, I'm not too sure we want to do that...

Steven: [innocently] All you need to do is drive the car up to...

Dave: STEVEN!

Steven: ...88 miles per hour.

JFK: Aha! Now all you need to do is give me the DeLorean.

Steven: Hey, dude, do you do voiceovers, because your voice is pretty awesome to be honest with you.

Dave: Forget that, Steven! RUN!

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Steven: Ah! Sharptooth!

Dave: It's called a T-rex.

Steven: That's what they called it in "The Land Before Time." It doesn't matter. RUN!

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Shakespeare: Wallace and Gromit - to be or not to be, that is the question. Hmm, not to be.

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