Midsomer Murders (TV Series)
The Christmas Haunting (2013)
Neil Dudgeon: DCI John Barnaby
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Quotes
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Sarah Barnaby : [sees the security DVD] Oh, film night. My favourite.
DCI John Barnaby : If you like eight hours viewing in which the camera doesn't move.
Sarah Barnaby : Didn't we watch a Russina film like that once?
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[John Barnaby picks up the letters that the postman has just delivered, and looks at them]
Sarah Barnaby : You expecting something?
DCI John Barnaby : No. You?
[Sarah grins and turns round, revealing that she is pregnant]
DCI John Barnaby : Morning, Bump!
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Sarah Barnaby : Sykes is doing very well this year; he's got more presents than me. I can't think why.
DCI John Barnaby : Well, it's our last Christmas as a trio.
[petting Sykes]
DCI John Barnaby : Soon there's not going to be as much lying around, scratching bellies, nibbling treats and falling asleep on the sofa, is there?
Sarah Barnaby : Things might have to change for Sykes, too.
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DS Charlie Nelson : She seems harmless enough.
DCI John Barnaby : Seems, Nelson, seems? Don't forget your ABCs: Assume nothing; Believe no-one; Check everything. And never take your eye off the bigger picture.
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Mel Bridgeman : The paranormal isn't meant to be investigated. It's too dangerous. Some things are better left as mysteries.
DCI John Barnaby : As detectives, you'll forgive us if we disagree.
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[last lines]
Sarah Barnaby : Oh look, it's snowing.
DCI John Barnaby : Merry Christmas, everybody.
Sarah Barnaby : Sykes, come on.
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DS Charlie Nelson : So we bring them in and apply some pressure.
DCI John Barnaby : Pressure's for masseurs, Nelson.
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DCI John Barnaby : Where's Pippa now?
Tabby Fergus-Johnson : Why are you asking me?
DCI John Barnaby : Because you're her mother!
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DCI John Barnaby : You still haven't said why you came back.
Ollie Tabori : Peace. Normality.
[smiling faintly]
Ollie Tabori : Valerie.