Cinderella's Revenge (2024)
Lauren Staerck: Cinderella
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Quotes
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Fairy Godmother : Boo! Sorry, I couldn't resist.
Cinderella : Who are you?
Fairy Godmother : Your fairy godmother at your service.
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Cinderella : Mother...
Katherine : Stepmother!
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Cinderella : I was wondering whether you might permit me to go to the Prince's Ball.
Katherine : [sighs] It's late, Cinderella. I really do not want to beat you, but if you ask stupid questions then you should expect the proper response!
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[after climbing into the prince's bed after their wedding, Cinderella slaps Prince James]
Cinderella : Did you just slap a prince?
Cinderella : Did you like it?
Prince James : I've never been slapped before.
Cinderella : Well, there's a first time for everything.
[Cinderella slaps him again]
Cinderella : And a second.
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Rachel : Please don't kill me. Take my mother! Take my sister! Take Cinderella - she's young. She's innocent. Just please, please, please spare me.
Cinderella : Spare you? You're just a warthog in lipstick.
Rachel : Cinderella? You're Cinderella!
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Cinderella : Why are you here?
Fairy Godmother : You wished for something, did you not?
Cinderella : To go to the ball.
Fairy Godmother : If that is what you wished for, that is what you will get.
Cinderella : But it's getting late. I don't have an invitation. I don't have a dress and I can't exactly go it tattered rags.
Fairy Godmother : Bit defeatist. You didn't notice the wand.
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Cinderella : You are really quite annoying sometimes.
Fairy Godmother : But fabulous, no?
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[Cinderlla advances menacingly waving a croquet mallet over her head]
Katherine : You wouldn't do that to your mother.
Cinderella : Stepmother.
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Cinderella : I fear that one day they're going to be the death of me.
Fairy Godmother : Then teach them a lesson. You should punish them. You want them to suffer, no?
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Fairy Godmother : I told you. Those three are pure evil. You keep focused on your job.
Cinderella : Why do you push me so much?
Fairy Godmother : Because I've seen it time and again - the bad guys win. This time you can. Make sure that doesn't happen. Kill the three witches, marry the prince, have a bunch of babies and buy stock in Apple. Trust me.
Cinderella : What? Apples?
Fairy Godmother : Never mind. Time to get to work.