- Paulina Connelly: I had started to feel this incredible connection for you and usually those types of connections only happen to other people.
- Donald: Which College did you say you went to?
- Bonnie: Brown.
- Donald: What year did you graduate?
- Bonnie: 2009.
- Donald: Hm. Of course.
- Bonnie: What do you mean "Of course"?.
- Donald: Bonnie. You're a smart girl. You attended Ivy League College, and interned at one of the top newspapers in the nation. At a 300 page memoir about your life. You don't know dick about life.
- Bonnie: What?
- Donald: You're 23 years old. Write about what you know. Which is pretty much nothing.
- Bonnie: It's *not* nothing.
- Donald: Listen Bonnie, go out and live life a little bit. Make mistakes. Fuck up. Fuck people. Fuck lots and locks of people for all I care. And then come into my office and give me something I can actually publish. In the meantime, stop wasting my time.
- Craig: Starting over a carrier's suicide.
- Sara: You have a good thing going, don't ruin it.
- Paulina Connelly: I'm sorry, but 'Molly the Magical Meerkat' series isn't exactly motivating me anymore.
- Sara: 'Molly the Magical Meerkat' pays for your mortgage, pays for your Mercedes... that's motivation alone.
- Paulina Connelly: Uh, no. It's really not.
- Craig: And 'Murder Mayhem' is?
- Sara: Please get off this Wes Mueller bandwagon. His stuff is offensive.
- Paulina Connelly: His 'stuff'? Is amazing.
- Sara: Maybe to people with no class.
- Paulina Connelly: How would you even know? You said you don't read his stuff.
- Sara: We've read an article or two in the Reader's Digest.
- Paulina Connelly: Oh, people still read the Reader's Digest?
- Craig: Mueller's a talentless hack. I mean you don't have to have talent to write a psychotic character when you are psychotic.
- Paulina Connelly: He's not psychotic.
- Sara: He writes about people getting decapitated in sewers, Paulina.
- Sara: He writes about people going through traumatic experiences growing from them emotionally.
- Craig: 'Torture Devices of the Soul?' That just sounds like a beautiful piece of literature.
- Paulina Connelly: Well, it was a bestseller. and have you read 'Stun Gun City'? or 'Bullet in the Heart of Hate'?
- Craig: No.
- Sara: They sound like real winners though, Paulina.
- Paulina Connelly: You know what? Why can't you guys just be happy for me? This is what I want, to be inspired and excited about something. Not everyone who writes a horror novel, isn't a nut job psycho. Including Wes Mueller.