Joshua Broome: Craig

Quotes 

• Craig : He's going to get you... oooooooooooh.

  Sara : Stop it, Craig!

• Craig : Starting over a carrier's suicide.

  Sara : You have a good thing going, don't ruin it.

  Paulina Connelly : I'm sorry, but 'Molly the Magical Meerkat' series isn't exactly motivating me anymore.

  Sara : 'Molly the Magical Meerkat' pays for your mortgage, pays for your Mercedes... that's motivation alone.

  Paulina Connelly : Uh, no. It's really not.

  Craig : And 'Murder Mayhem' is?

  Sara : Please get off this Wes Mueller bandwagon. His stuff is offensive.

  Paulina Connelly : His 'stuff'? Is amazing.

  Sara : Maybe to people with no class.

  Paulina Connelly : How would you even know? You said you don't read his stuff.

  Sara : We've read an article or two in the Reader's Digest.

  Paulina Connelly : Oh, people still read the Reader's Digest?

  Craig : Mueller's a talentless hack. I mean you don't have to have talent to write a psychotic character when you are psychotic.

  Paulina Connelly : He's not psychotic.

  Sara : He writes about people getting decapitated in sewers, Paulina.

  Sara : He writes about people going through traumatic experiences growing from them emotionally.

  Craig : 'Torture Devices of the Soul?' That just sounds like a beautiful piece of literature.

  Paulina Connelly : Well, it was a bestseller. and have you read 'Stun Gun City'? or 'Bullet in the Heart of Hate'?

  Craig : No.

  Sara : They sound like real winners though, Paulina.

  Paulina Connelly : You know what? Why can't you guys just be happy for me? This is what I want, to be inspired and excited about something. Not everyone who writes a horror novel, isn't a nut job psycho. Including Wes Mueller.