Giovanni Francesco: Cameron

Quotes 

• Kevin : Gina, I'm Surly Steve.

  Gina : What do you mean *your* Surly Steve?

  Wendy : You said *he* was Surly Steve?

  Cameron : I'm Cameron.

  Kevin : I'm Steve.

  Wendy : Oh, I'm so confused.

  Gina : Steve is the guy *I* met online. The guy *I* fell for, online. The guy, *this guy* looks like.

  Cameron : Well, I can assure you, I'm not that guy.

  Gina : [Gina shakes her head in disbelief]  What the hell is going on?

  Kevin : [Kevin sniffles]  Okay, moment of truth. Cameron, I uh, I uploaded one of your photos, on my online dating profile. and I, um, I called myself Surly Steve. And somehow, by some odd coincidence, Gina contacted me, thinking it was you. But it was really just me. The me that looks like you. Whatever that means. Anyway, I never meant to hurt you. That's not what all this is about at all.

  Gina : You've got to be kidding me.

  Kevin : I wish I was.

  Cameron : I can't believe you used my picture without asking me.

  Wendy : And lied to your so-called "best friend".

  Gina : [Coldly]  You are *nothing* more then a lying sack of shit.

  [Gina tosses a glass of water on Kevin]