Gil Thorpe: I never joke about business. I joke about golf and Mexicans. I can do that because I'm married to one.
Haley Dunphy: His name is Zack, and he went to college at a place called Mit.
Alex Dunphy: MIT.
Haley Dunphy: I know how to spell it.
Phil Dunphy: She's like the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.
Cameron Tucker: With cuter hair.
Haley Dunphy: Stop talking!
Cameron Tucker: She really is.
Phil Dunphy: This house is going to sell. Because who's the best realtor in town?
Claire Dunphy: Gil Thorpe.
Phil Dunphy: That's right, and he's bringing potential buyers tomorrow.