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The Interview (2014) Poster

(II) (2014)

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Dave Skylark: They hate us because they ain't us!

Kim Jong-un: You know what's more destructive than a nuclear bomb?... Words.

Dave Skylark: [singing] ... just own the night! Like it's the 4th of July!

Kim Jong-un: [crying] No, not the chorus, please!

Dave Skylark: [singing] Cuz Kimmie you're a firework! Come on let your colors burn!

Agent Lacey: The CIA would love it if you two could... take him out.

Dave Skylark: Hmm?

Agent Lacey: Take him out.

Dave Skylark: Take him out?

Aaron Rapaport: For drinks?

Agent Lacey: No, no, no. Take him out.

Dave Skylark: Take out... like to dinner?

Aaron Rapaport: Take him out to a meal?

Agent Lacey: Take him out.

Aaron Rapaport: On the town?

Aaron Rapaport: To party?

Agent Lacey: No.

[whispering]

Agent Lacey: Take him out.

Aaron Rapaport: You want us to assassinate the leader of North Korea.

Agent Lacey: Yes.

Dave Skylark: Whaaaaaaaat?

Dave Skylark: [admires a war tank] Holy fuckamole. Is that real?

Kim Jong-un: It was a gift to my grandfather from Stalin

Dave Skylark: In my country it's pronounced Stallone.

Kim Jong-un: You're so funny, Dave.

Dave Skylark: Haters gonna hate, and ain'ters gonna ain't!

Dave Skylark: This whole time I thought you were Samwise to my Frodo. But you're just... Boromir!

Aaron Rapaport: I don't know who the FUCK that is!

Dave Skylark: 'I don't know who Boromir is', that's such a Boromir thing to say!

Dave Skylark: Let's just say I'm going to give him a little something extra with my hand.

[first lines]

Korean Girl: [singing] Our Beloved Leader is wise. He is gentle, kind and strong. We wish him joy. We wish him peace. We wish him love. And the one thing in our time, we wish more than this is for the United States to explode in a ball of fiery hell. May they be forced to starve and beg, and be ravaged by disease. May they be helpless, poor and sad and cold! They are arrogant and fat. They are stupid and they're evil. May they drown in their own blood and feces. Die America, die. Oh please won't you die? It would fill my tiny little heart with joy. May your women all be raped by beasts of the jungle while your children are foooorced to watch!

Dave Skylark: He's motherfucking peanut butter and jealous!

Dave Skylark: Kim must die, it's the American way.

Dave Skylark: You got fucked by Robocop, dude!

Kim Jong-un: [On Katy Perry's music] It's so empowering.

Dave Skylark: Get that goat! Get that goat! I have some questions for that goat.

Dave Skylark: CUNT PUNCH THAT BITCH

Dave Skylark: Team Skylark never backs down from a jerkoff.

Dave Skylark: This is 2014, women are smart now!

Aaron Rapaport: It's that Katy fucking Perry?

Dave Skylark: Leave it on! It helps me to concentrate.

Dave Skylark: How's the puppy!

Sook: Puppy is O.K.!

Dave Skylark: You protect that puppy with your life.

Dave Skylark: This is like Spike Lee saying he's white.

Dave Skylark: Maybe 'the media' is manipulating you!

Sook: He does not have a butt hole. He has no need for one.

[Sook Rips Aaron's shirt open]

Sook: You're hairy! You're so hairy like a bear! Your nipples are so pink!

Aaron Rapaport: Yes they are!

Sook: Love it! Ohhh!

Dave Skylark: He ate it! You're not even supposed to touch it and he ate it! Chewing it! Chewing it!

Aaron Rapaport: Oh no! We really fucked up, guys! He's arming his fucking nukes!

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Agent Lacey: You're going to have to put it in your ass.

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Dave Skylark: I said that to Aaron that this bitch is as blind as a bat!

Kim Jong-un: I have no comment on Margaritas.

Dave Skylark: Aaron, are you inside the tiger?

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Dave Skylark: Welcome to the jungle, baby, welcome to the jungle. Na na na knees.

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Sook: How many times can the U.S. make the same mistake?

Aaron Rapaport: As many times as it takes!

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Dave Skylark: [mid-escape] Wait... the puppy!

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[last lines]

Dave Skylark: This was a revolution ignited with nothing more than a camera and some questions. Questions that led a man, once revered as a god among mortals, to cry and shit his pants.

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Agent Lacey: Do not fight that tiger, you WILL die!

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Dave Skylark: As the two best friends stared each other in the eyes, they knew that this might be the end of a long road. But they also knew how much they meant to each other. And even though neither one could say it out loud, they were both thinking...

Aaron Rapaport: [whispers] I love you.

[they embrace]

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Kim Jong-un: I don't know what you're talking about! I never heard this song before!

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Aaron Rapaport: I packed like a fool! Like a goddamn fool!

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Aaron Rapaport: Take your hands away. I saw the boner!

Dave Skylark: I'm not taking my hands away.

Aaron Rapaport: Move your fucking hands!

Dave Skylark: Fine. Wanna see it?

Dave Skylark: When you score a Bin Laden, or a Hitler, or an 'un, you take it by the balls! It's the first rule of journalism. You give the people what they waaant!

Aaron Rapaport: That's not the first rule of journalism. I think it's like the first rule of like circuses and demolition derbies.

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Aaron Rapaport: Damn, girl. You're a badass.

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Aaron Rapaport: Eminem's gay in our show!

Dave Skylark: You sent my friend into a tiger patch?

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Rob Lowe: [replying to Skylark's question when did his baldness started] It started on "The Outsiders".

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Aaron Rapaport: Damn, she was sexy.

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Dave Skylark: Would you like a drink or some of Aaron's cocaine?

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Aaron Rapaport: Dude! The fuck? That was John Kerry's office!

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Bill Maher: [watching Dave's show] This is fucking bullshit!

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Kim Jong-un: Fuck you, Dave. You fucking asshole.

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Aaron Rapaport: What a fuckin' bitch, am I right?

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Dave Skylark: It's a fucking tiger!

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Dave Skylark: [on Kim] Look at the butt-fuck.

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Aaron Rapaport: [after Sook emptys her machine gun] Whoa, girl, you're a bad ass.

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Kim Jong-un: Good morning, Dave.

Dave Skylark: Good morning.

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Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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