Hank Moody: I have squandered a lot of opportunities, it's true. I could give you a bunch of excuses. I could blame it on my masturbating agent or I could chalk it up to fear and self-loathing in Los Angeles, but the truth is that... I'm trying to grow the fuck up for once. You know, I'm on a quest to reclaim the best parts of myself before it's too fuckin' late.
Hank Moody: You want to be a writer, huh?
Levon: No, not really. It seems like hard work Hank Moody it's the worst, it sucks balls, like having home work for the rest of your life
Hank Moody: It's the worst, it sucks balls, like having home work for the rest of your life.