[Adam unintentionally knocks Donald across the room]
Bree Davenport: Don't look at us. You're the one who gave super-strength to a box of rocks.
Leo Dooley: You used my suggestions as a sponge?
Donald Davenport: More like a paper towel - but it was very absorbent.
Donald Davenport: Leo, I told you you can't be part of the team. You're not bionic - and, besides, statistics show that most accidents happen within a three-mile radius of YOU.
Leo Dooley: But I've grown. I've matured. I wear a medium now.
[Leo is finally allowed to help but... ]
Leo Dooley: You want me to be your secretary?
Donald Davenport: No. Secretaries get paid. You'd be doing this for free.
Principal Perry: [referring to herself] Do you really wanna poke the bear?
Leo Dooley: Do you really wanna use that analogy?
Chase Davenport: [given detention unfairly] This isn't fair.
Leo Dooley: [sympathetically] No, it really isn't.
Leo Dooley: [cheerfully] Well, you have fun!
Leo Dooley: [sarcastically] Summary reports are done and, may I say, I've never felt so alive.
Principal Perry: I used to be a maximum security prison guard, and I still have the scars from the electric chair to prove it. It was the middle of the night, and I thought it was the can. It happens. D'you wanna see?
Principal Perry: In Dingo detention we have two simple rules: no talking and no cell phones.
Bree Davenport: And, apparently, no mouthwash.
Principal Perry: Jokes on you. I gargle with vinegar.
Donald Davenport: Leo, where is everybody? I sent out a mission alert and no one is responding.
Leo Dooley: Oh, they're stuck in detention. They're probably getting flipped and ripped as we speak. The flipping's not so bad. It's the ripping that haunts ya.
Donald Davenport: [learning that Adam, Bree and Chase are in school detention] I gotta get Principal Perry to let them go - talk about a highly toxic gas cloud.
Leo Dooley: This is serious! This is a matter of life and death!
Principal Perry: You said that same thing when the vending machine ran out of cheese curls.
Eddy: What if this gas corrodes all my special parts?
Donald Davenport: You only HAVE one special part - your off switch!
Bree Davenport: Can I just say that your hair looks great? Uh, who is doing it these days?
Principal Perry: Fernando over at The Wig Connection. He's a genius. It's mostly raccoon.
Leo Dooley: This was NOT supposed to happen!
Donald Davenport: Really? 'Cause when I woke up this morning, I was so hoping I would be pureed in a banana suit.
Eddy: [dying] I need you to do something for me: Tell... Tasha... it should've been her.
Donald Davenport: I'm sorry, Eddy. We couldn't save your body.
Leo Dooley: But to be honest we didn't even try.
Leo Dooley: [newly christened as Team Mission Specialist] Wow, I'm officially on the team! I-I-I have my own place in the lab and I'll finally have input?
Donald Davenport: Mm-hm.
Leo Dooley: Sounds like the kind of position that SHOULD come with a serious increase in allowance.
Donald Davenport: Or I could eliminate the position entirely.
Leo Dooley: [still smiling] We'll talk about money later.