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- Principal Perry: In Dingo detention we have two simple rules: no talking and no cell phones.
- Bree Davenport: And, apparently, no mouthwash.
- Principal Perry: Jokes on you. I gargle with vinegar.
- [Adam unintentionally knocks Donald across the room]
- Bree Davenport: Don't look at us. You're the one who gave super-strength to a box of rocks.
- Leo Dooley: You used my suggestions as a sponge?
- Donald Davenport: More like a paper towel - but it was very absorbent.
- Donald Davenport: Leo, I told you you can't be part of the team. You're not bionic - and, besides, statistics show that most accidents happen within a three-mile radius of YOU.
- Leo Dooley: But I've grown. I've matured. I wear a medium now.
- [Leo is finally allowed to help but...]
- Leo Dooley: You want me to be your secretary?
- Donald Davenport: No. Secretaries get paid. You'd be doing this for free.
- Principal Perry: [referring to herself] Do you really wanna poke the bear?
- Leo Dooley: Do you really wanna use that analogy?
- Chase Davenport: [given detention unfairly] This isn't fair.
- Leo Dooley: [sympathetically] No, it really isn't.
- Leo Dooley: [cheerfully] Well, you have fun!
- [walks out]
- Principal Perry: I used to be a maximum security prison guard, and I still have the scars from the electric chair to prove it. It was the middle of the night, and I thought it was the can. It happens. D'you wanna see?
- Principal Perry: In Dingo detention we have two simple rules: no talking and no cell phones.
- Bree Davenport: And, apparently, no mouthwash.
- Principal Perry: Jokes on you. I gargle with vinegar.
- Donald Davenport: Leo, where is everybody? I sent out a mission alert and no one is responding.
- Leo Dooley: Oh, they're stuck in detention. They're probably getting flipped and ripped as we speak. The flipping's not so bad. It's the ripping that haunts ya.
- Donald Davenport: [learning that Adam, Bree and Chase are in school detention] I gotta get Principal Perry to let them go - talk about a highly toxic gas cloud.
- Leo Dooley: This is serious! This is a matter of life and death!
- Principal Perry: You said that same thing when the vending machine ran out of cheese curls.
- Eddy: What if this gas corrodes all my special parts?
- Donald Davenport: You only HAVE one special part - your off switch!
- Bree Davenport: Can I just say that your hair looks great? Uh, who is doing it these days?
- Principal Perry: Fernando over at The Wig Connection. He's a genius. It's mostly raccoon.
- Leo Dooley: This was NOT supposed to happen!
- Donald Davenport: Really? 'Cause when I woke up this morning, I was so hoping I would be pureed in a banana suit.
- Donald Davenport: I'm sorry, Eddy. We couldn't save your body.
- Leo Dooley: But to be honest we didn't even try.
- Leo Dooley: [newly christened as Team Mission Specialist] Wow, I'm officially on the team! I-I-I have my own place in the lab and I'll finally have input?
- Donald Davenport: Mm-hm.
- Leo Dooley: Sounds like the kind of position that SHOULD come with a serious increase in allowance.
- Donald Davenport: Or I could eliminate the position entirely.
- Leo Dooley: [still smiling] We'll talk about money later.
- [reflecting an earlier scene]
- Leo Dooley: [given detention unfairly] WHAT? But that's not fair!
- Chase Davenport: [sympathetically] No, it really isn't.
- Chase Davenport: [cheerfully] Well, you have fun!
- [walks out]