Criminal Minds (TV Series)

Alchemy (2013)

Kirsten Vangsness: Penelope Garcia

Quotes 

• Derek Morgan : [phone rings]  Hey mama, tell me something I don't know.

  Penelope Garcia : Oh, hot chocolate, the thing I could spill to you...

  Derek Morgan : Hey, hey, you're on speaker.

• Penelope Garcia : [Presenting at the team briefing]  ... but he's not the first victim. The first victim...

  [pressing a button on the remote, nothing happens] 

  Penelope Garcia : Oh, squeeze it! It gets stuck... sometimes. Do you want me to take over?

  Dr. Spencer Reid : I got it

  [presses hard, pictures get distorted] 

  Dr. Spencer Reid : Yeah, maybe you're better

  Penelope Garcia : [Takes over the remote from Reid]  I have to memorize it, so I don't have to look at the gross!