Alex makes a final decision about Piper and Larry finally decides what will happen to Piper after meeting Alex for the first time. Red's plan to retrieve her kitchen goes awry. Piper is forced to stand up to another inmate.

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Alex makes a final decision about Piper and Larry finally decides what will happen to Piper after meeting Alex for the first time. Red's plan to retrieve her kitchen goes awry. Piper is forced to stand up to another inmate.

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This is the third episode to mention the "Eggplant" joke. See more »

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Piper Chapman: Uh, so what's an Amalekite?
Cindy Hayes: Amalekite? Oh they real baddies in the Bible, attacking everybody, preying on the weak and shit, a war tribe! Ooh, in Samuel, God told Saul to kill 'em all! Uh! Utterly destroy them motherfuckers, that what God say. Even the babies. Even the cows. They so bad they *cows* had to die!
Tasha 'Taystee' Jefferson: Say anything about rats?
Cindy Hayes: Naw. Uh um.
Piper Chapman: Okay. This is nuts.
Cindy Hayes: It is.
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Written by Lowell Mason and Isaac Watts
Performed by Adrienne C. Moore with Danielle Brooks and Samira Wiley
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A great finale for a great season
19 May 2014 | by (Germany) – See all my reviews

Next Christmas I want an entire beat-box album by Black Cindy and it's a shame that Yuri and Sparkle Tits split, I wish I could see her too...

Something big (and conclusive? who knows) happens in the triangle Piper/Alex/Larry. I absolutely got Alex, she's the one in the worst and the best position. I think It's great that even if the whole prison situation is extreme some of us can still relate so much with the storyline. Another triangle, possibly even stranger, seems to arise: Mendez is apparently in love with Daya and Bennet is not that happy about it. This is certainly going to be a major plot in season 2 and I am really happy the writers found a way out from the weak pregnancy story.

Red tries to get back in charge of the kitchen by all means, but Gloria is an overmatch. Pennsatucky is seriously determined to kill Piper, whom in the meantime gets some advices from the black girls, but the overly crazy Christian has an unexpected card to play. Indeed an obsession matches easily another obsession and these two here are usually closely related in real life too.

On the 6th of June will start season 2. I watched this show because it was praised by critics (with some considerable exceptions though) and I thought it was lesbian-centered (and somehow it is) which is something we all really need in order to do a substantial coming out in front of the whole society. "Orange is the new black" is undeniably a lot more: it's about women in a place that forces them to face the truth about themselves, exactly as Piper said in "Bora Bora Bora". It is entertaining and some people may find in it irritant stereotypes, personally I don't, but if we are discussing just a single thing we never talked about before, then this is doubtless the show of the year.


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