Lol. Looks like I'm the first user here to review this thing in ten years. My, I wonder why that is? Such a great movie... Not. That said, it's actually quite funny and not at all shocking considering the title of Dead Fetus.
The movie kicks off with 3 members of a metal band (2 dudes and a girl) walking down the street to some daft thrash or black metal tune and they attack a woman with a baby in a pram. The woman gets a few punches to the face with fake blood flying (looks like that strawberry stuff you put on ice cream) and then the "baby" gets taken from the pram and it's head stomped on (quite obviously a plastic toy doll) and it seemingly poos it's nappy during the process with fart noises coming out. All quite funny really.
They then attack a tramp stabbing him, throwing him in a hole, and setting fire to him. Followed by a nerd in a park getting a beating who has a fetus growing from the side of his head (actually another toy doll) who becomes the anti- hero later on in the movie. They then attack some other poser guy cutting his testicles off and sticking them in his mouth (still quite humorously, not really shocking) and afterwards another guy who's having a wee against a wall, gets his penis ripped off and stabbed with it (yes really lol). All to the sound of some more metal tunes which made the scenes look quite funny indeed. They then rip the urinating guys arm off and beat the nerd from earlier with it.
The film continues with several random scenes (including someone getting their legs chopped off under a lorry) and eventually the nerdy guy (with the fetus growing from his head) learns some martial arts on a beach and comes back for revenge on the metal band who he beats up and kills one by putting a stick of dynamite in his mouth and lighting it.
A punky looking girl then appears, goes off with the fetus headed nerd, and they seem to move in together and have a baby which at the end of the movie, gets an erection looking at the girls breasts. The babies penis then squirts blood on his mum's face and the film ends.
If you're reading this and thinking eh? Wtf? I'm not surprised, but I promise this is what went on here. I did laugh several times at it, and none of it could ever be taken seriously. But just don't expect any acting skills at all. My copy of the movie wasn't even in English so I'm not sure what was being said during it all but it was easy to follow. I wouldn't go out of my way to track it down though.
The movie kicks off with 3 members of a metal band (2 dudes and a girl) walking down the street to some daft thrash or black metal tune and they attack a woman with a baby in a pram. The woman gets a few punches to the face with fake blood flying (looks like that strawberry stuff you put on ice cream) and then the "baby" gets taken from the pram and it's head stomped on (quite obviously a plastic toy doll) and it seemingly poos it's nappy during the process with fart noises coming out. All quite funny really.
They then attack a tramp stabbing him, throwing him in a hole, and setting fire to him. Followed by a nerd in a park getting a beating who has a fetus growing from the side of his head (actually another toy doll) who becomes the anti- hero later on in the movie. They then attack some other poser guy cutting his testicles off and sticking them in his mouth (still quite humorously, not really shocking) and afterwards another guy who's having a wee against a wall, gets his penis ripped off and stabbed with it (yes really lol). All to the sound of some more metal tunes which made the scenes look quite funny indeed. They then rip the urinating guys arm off and beat the nerd from earlier with it.
The film continues with several random scenes (including someone getting their legs chopped off under a lorry) and eventually the nerdy guy (with the fetus growing from his head) learns some martial arts on a beach and comes back for revenge on the metal band who he beats up and kills one by putting a stick of dynamite in his mouth and lighting it.
A punky looking girl then appears, goes off with the fetus headed nerd, and they seem to move in together and have a baby which at the end of the movie, gets an erection looking at the girls breasts. The babies penis then squirts blood on his mum's face and the film ends.
If you're reading this and thinking eh? Wtf? I'm not surprised, but I promise this is what went on here. I did laugh several times at it, and none of it could ever be taken seriously. But just don't expect any acting skills at all. My copy of the movie wasn't even in English so I'm not sure what was being said during it all but it was easy to follow. I wouldn't go out of my way to track it down though.
