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Black-Eyed, Please 

Ned gets fed up with Homer and punches him in the eye, and Lisa is a bullying victim from her new substitute teacher.


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Episode cast overview:
Marge Simpson (voice)
Bart Simpson / Nelson Muntz (voice)
Lisa Simpson (voice)
Richard Dawkins ...
Richard Dawkins (voice)
Ms. Cantwell (voice)
Edna Krabappel (voice)
Capri Flanders (voice)
Lunchlady Doris (voice)


Lisa cannot understand why the extremely well-qualified substitute teacher Ms. Cantwell hates her so much and cannot reason with her. Meanwhile Ned punches Homer and feels very bad about it. However Homer comes up with a way to atone for it. Through Edna's intervention Bart is set upon Cantwell and she is soon clearing her desk - as well as telling Lisa the reason for her hatred of her. Written by don @ minifie-1

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Animation | Comedy


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10 March 2013 (USA)  »

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16:9 HD
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Did You Know?


Edna Krabappel: Only one way to get rid of her: the nuclear option.
Homer Simpson: How much plutonium do you need? I must warn you, it might take me twenty minutes to get it.
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Two Mediocre Side Stories,
2 December 2013 | by See all my reviews

Black Eyed,Please is a decent Simpsons episode with an average story and side story that both just felt like side stories,they both seemed like good ideas but they didn't follow through with them all that well.Lisa having a substitute teacher that hates her definitely could have been so much more enjoyable and they could have giving a comedy star as big as Tina Fey some funny dialogue,also Ned punching Homer would have worked out better as a side story and could have been more enjoyable that way.The episode definitely has its moments,mainly anything Homer says in this episode is hilarious,but Black Eyed Please is certainly one of the weakest episodes of the twenty fourth season.

Flanders is riddled with guilt after punching Homer,and Lisa gets on the wrong side of her substitute teacher.

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