Homer Simpson: Finally, a kids show that doesn't try to sell you something. Which reminds me, we need to buy more rectangles.
Homer Simpson: "Find the Hidden Objects"? You're awful pushy for a book I just met.
Milhouse Van Houten: I don't know if I could go a whole day without doctors Oz, Phil and Gupta.
Milhouse Van Houten: I'm renting a truck! I'm driving a truck! I crashed a truck! I rented another truck!
Homer Simpson: Marge, can we get a subscription to Highlights?
Marge Simpson: Homer, that magazine is for children.
Homer Simpson: What? Where does it say that?
Marge Simpson: Read the rest of the title.
Homer Simpson: Highlights... for... D'oh!
Lisa Simpson: I'd better not get a backwards facing seat, or I'll get sick.
Bart Simpson: Well, if I see your face, I'll get sick.
Lisa Simpson: Your line of educational videos have turned my brother's brain into mush.
Bart Simpson: Pretty shapes tell me to kill everyone.
Homer Simpson: I've found what we're looking for.
Marge Simpson: The kids?
Homer Simpson: Sure, they could be there. Who knows?
Milhouse Van Houten: Now I want you to eat a whole carton of ice cream in under two minutes.
Homer Simpson: But I just did that.