The Neighbors (TV Series)
Sing Like a Larry Bird (Aka the Musical) (2013)
Simon Templeman: Larry Bird
Quotes
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Larry Bird : Let's call the police.
Jackie Joyner-Kersee : Oh honey, they split up in the '80s. Now Sting's off doing his own thing.
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Larry Bird : We were doing a musical number and Dick fell in the well.
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Debbie Weaver : You have no documentation, very silly names, all of you are dressed alike, you have that spaceship in your garage...
Marty Weaver : Larry, you want this to end up like E.T.? Huh? Bubble over your house, you lying naked and chapped in some drainage ditch?
Larry Bird : Is that how it ended?
Jackie Joyner-Kersee : No.
Larry Bird : I never saw the end!
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Dick Butkus : It appears all is lost. Why are you smiling, father?
Larry Bird : Because this is the low point. And if I've learned anything from musicals, it's right after the lowest point that everything turns around. The main song is reprised, but with a new, potentially opposite message to the first song!
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Debbie Weaver : Dick are you Ok?
Dick Butkus : I'm Well.
Jackie Joyner-Kersee : Stop that Dick!
Larry Bird : It's Not Punny!