Criminal Minds (TV Series)
The Gathering (2013)
Kirsten Vangsness: Penelope Garcia
Quotes
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Coffee Shop Staff : Medium latte, light foam, extra soy.
Penelope Garcia : That's you.
Sam : Good memory.
Penelope Garcia : Listen, we should catch up.
Sam : We should.
Penelope Garcia : Perfect.
Sam : Nice to meet you, Kenneth.
Kevin Lynch : Kevin.
[Sam walks away]
Kevin Lynch : Did you know that soy milk contains high levels of phytoestrogen, which mimics the functions of estrogen inside humans? I'm just saying he's gonna have moobs.
Penelope Garcia : What are moobs?
Kevin Lynch : Man boobs.
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Penelope Garcia : Oh, Laurel! She had a blog that make "Fifty Shades of Grey" read like a children's book!
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Kevin Lynch : It's just... well, I never knew you were taking ukulele lessons
Penelope Garcia : Yeah, it's number 32 on my "I don't want to call it a bucket list"-bucket list
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Derek Morgan : Any witnesses?
Penelope Garcia : Yeah, sort of. Nicole was last seen at the restaurant with her boyfriend, John Butler. They had some sort of icky spat
David Rossi : Then he's on the short list!
Penelope Garcia : No, he isn't. He actually has a solid alibi, uh... liquid. He was drinking at the bar all night