This Ain't Terminator XXX (2013 Video) User Reviews

Flat Parody

[SilentOne92 · 6/10 · 24 April 2021]

This Aint The Terminator XXX is a sci fi /comedy parody of the mainstream film. Dick Delaware is cast in the role of the Terminator. Delaware is a known MMA fighter with the proper look. He has very little if any dialogue. The entire script is pretty light and only has occasional references to scenes or dialogue from the Terminator film. Scene 1 has Delaware appearing in an alley in the same method as terminators appear in other films, but this time he just happens to be in the alley where Juelz Ventura is having a 3way with Billy Glide and Alex Gonz. He stands there and just watches them in a pose. After the scene the 2 guys confront him and he beats them up and starts his journey to find Sarah Connor. He happens upon a strip club where he gets treated to a lesbian scene between Melina Mason and Brett Rossi. He has a scene himself with Laya Falcon who is another stripper in the club. He leaves and ends up at Julia Ann's apartment where they have sex. I assume she thought he was an escort. Out of nowhere Brandon Miller shows up to starts shooting. He kills julia ann by mistake and I assume his reactions are why they call it a comedy. He runs out and goes to Sara Connors place (played by Dahlia Sky) where they argue about the terminator coming to get her. He talks her into hiding. They hide, She seduces him and they have sex. The sex scenes are ok with none really standing out. Scenes are well shot and the film looks great in 3d / Blu Ray. This parody was just somewhat flat in my opinion. Director obviously knows the viewers know the plot from the main movies so it seems he just shot some scenes around that until the end which he uses CGI to mimic the end of the mainstream movies. Other "This Aint" parodies from Hustler are much better and funnier in my opinion.

More sex and less Story

[mmcgee282 · 10/10 · 23 June 2017]

I did not give it a ten cause the male actor's dialog, of actors, dick Delaware, who impersonates Arnold Swartznegger characters was natural and the dialog acting of Brendan Miller was also perfect, but, Axel did not work on the acting dialog of the actresses. They were only fair. Dahlia Sky and Julia Ann, who has been in the business for a long time and the rest. When it arrived.I notice that it advertised in Anaglyph letters that it was shot in 3D, but, fortunately, it was Polaroid 3d.I never saw the family movie, so I did not understand.The I.m.b.d info did not mention it was shot in 3D, but, the cover claims.Hustler put the rule in this film, yes it has either the shot on film look of 35mm, through conversion or they actually used film.This was 2013.The sex came first before the story, but, the actors were hot, in spite of the length of some of the sex scenes.I have seen an xxx movie in which the story came first, but, this was the other way around, The 3D digital or 35 mm cinema photography by Axel Braun, himself was so profess.The production values were excellent, the editing was good, by Braun's wife, although the cowboy bar lesbian scene needs a little more editing to get it tighter, make no mistake it was not a bad sex scene.This was almost wall to wall with less story.The plot concerns that A robot, played by Dickey, is looking for Sarah Connors for some reason.I did not see the original movie mind you.Then Brendon character come out in the same garage, where Dickey beat up some men and women? may be, it was not shown, the woman that is.The three-way scene, in the garage, with Juelz Ventura and Billy Glide and Alex Gonz Involving on top of a car hood.The oral close-ups two by Julez was fantastic.The position where she was sitting on one of the guys and the other one was standing up for frontal and oral was good too.The lesbian scene where Dickey ask for Sarah and he gets a performance between the two dancing cowgirls Brett and Malina were good, but, the 3D shot close up where one sitting on the other person face, while the one under the other performed cunnilingus, the 3d seems to put a strain in my eye temporary as if one of the images were a little misplaced.Parallax error ? as if one of the images were misaligned, slightly.The rest of the close up shot my eyes were relaxed. If there was a problem they should of straightening it out in the editing room?I might have been wrong maybe the scene was so close it put a strain.My eyesight had been a little tired cause of some yard work I did early.The first Sarah, played by Leya was good. A blow job to Dickey.I still did not understand yet. Then Brendan shows up and throws a bomb at the club killing everyone but missed Dickey.Then Dickey shows up at Julia Ann's apartment, the second Sarah, They do a hot scene, then Brendon shows up and kills them both accidentally.It when he shows up a Dahlia Apartment it turns out he trying to protect her from Dicky, who out to kill her cause she is the mother of the future savior of this world, but, that is aborted after the last sex scene between her and Brendon.Dickey, revived, show up and Brendon gets killed, but so does Dickey.There is the skeleton of the robot that goes after Dahlia, but that is destroyed and she now sees herself as the queen of the future.Great to good 3d sex.Excellent production values. Some good dialogue.There is an interview with the actors in a shot on film look.Brett looked like that he enjoyed his job.Dahlia was very enthusiastic.So were Juelz and the others.Just that their natural dialog was there that was less in the film feature.It was still entertaining and erotic. The company also puts a DVD Anaglyph out too, which is taking consideration of those who don't own 3d t.v.'s and 3d Blu-ray player.Great 3d adult entertainment from Hustler .06/24/17. o6/24/17 Took a second look.The strain on my eyes, in that lesbian sequence, did not happen again.The dialogue of the actress was small.Julia and Juelz, Malina and Brett and Leya's acting dialogue was as good as Brett and Dicks.I raise it up from a 9 to 10.