Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It (2013)

Ashton Kutcher: Walden Schmidt

Quotes 

• Jake Harper : I've been, uh, thinkin' about names for when Tammy and I have our first kid... If it's a boy, what do you think about Walden Harper?

  Alan Harper : I like it.

  Walden Schmidt : No!

  Jake Harper : Fine. Then I guess it's down to either Alan, or Xiang Xiao.

  Alan Harper : Xiang Xiao?

  Jake Harper : Yeah. I've gotta be ready, Dad. They say one out of every three babies born is Chinese.

• Alan Harper : I'm nervous about meeting Jake's girlfriend. I mean, he's obsessed with this woman. It's like he's been brainwashed by some cult.

  Walden Schmidt : [at first not really listening carefully]  What guy hasn't... I'm sorry, you said 'cult'. Ahhh.