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Alan is alarmed when discovers that Jake's new girlfriend is almost twice his age, has three children, and owns a tattoo parlor.

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Alan panics when he learns that Jake's latest 'true love', Tammy, is a mother of three and much older. She visits, flaunting on herself the marks of her business, a tattoo parlor, which worries Alan even more, while Walden rather asks what she sees in mental baby Jake. Yer her explanations and declared intentions make some sense, especially to Jake, who acts utterly leashed. Written by KGF Vissers

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Alan Harper: [talking with Tammy, Jake's 36-year-old girlfriend] I don't understand why you're with Jake.
Tammy: I'm with him because I care about him. I mean, he's sweet and kind and funny... and I don't know when the last time you had sex with a 19-year-old boy was, but it is a *lot* of fun. And then, eight minutes later, it's a *lot* of fun again.
Alan Harper: Umm, I'll - I'll - I'll take your word for it.
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