Britta Perry: Hi, Abed! Just here for my breakfast date with Troy.
Troy Barnes: Good morning, Britta. I haven't seen you for over 12 hours!
Britta Perry: Yeah.
Abed Nadir: I know you two are having sex. I've known for weeks.
Britta Perry: What? Why didn't you say something?
Abed Nadir: I love doughnuts.
[takes the doughnut bag from Britta]
Britta Perry: Jeff, why are people staring at you?
Jeff Winger: 'Cause they've never seen a man who's had sex before?
Lauren: Excuse me, I don't mean to bother yu, but are you Nigel Cuthbertson, the actor who played Thoraxis?
[Jeff turns around, ready to deny it, but then sees it's a pretty lady and changes his mind]
Jeff Winger: [in a British accent] Call me Nige.
Annie Edison: We come all this way, and you just leave me alone without so much as sending a text message? I'm sick of it, Jeff... Nigel... Winger!
[tries to throw two more drinks in Jeff's face, but realises they are empty]
Annie Edison: Can I get two more of these, please?
Jeff Winger: Enough! This day has turned crazy. I'm gonna go upstairs, towel off, and pray to God that I wake up in the middle of a final in a class I didn't know I was enrolled in.
[storms off, leaving Annie to huff]