[Kira asks Helena what happened to her]
Helena: Yes, angel?
Kira: What happened to you?
Helena: [Helena replies teary-eyed] I don't know.
[Cosima and Delphine kiss passionately for the first time]
Delphine: [Delphine whispers] I can't stop thinking about that kiss.
Cosima Niehaus: Ah, like in a... not-bad way?
Delphine: Oh, like... I have never thought about bisexuality. I mean, for myself, you know? But as a scientist, I know that sexuality is a spectrum. But, you know, social biases, they codified attraction. It's contrary to the biological facts... you know?
Cosima Niehaus: Mm-hmm. That's... oddly romantic.
Cosima Niehaus: [Cosima laughs and blushes] And totally encouraging.
[Delphine puts her hand to Cosima's face as Cosima puts her arm around Delphine when the two start to kiss passionately]
[Sarah and Alison tell Mrs. S about all of the clones]
Mrs. S: [Mrs. S counts on her fingers] Okay, so, Helena, Alison, Cosima. Beth is the policewoman.
Sarah Manning: Yeah, who topped herself, yeah.
Mrs. S: You.
Alison Hendrix: Oh, there's probably thousands of us. Ahem! Unless Helena's killed them all.
Alison Hendrix: [Alison looks to Mrs. S with squinty eyes] We're all messed up.
[Alison compliments Sarah by telling her she isn't messed up like the rest of them]
Sarah Manning: [Sarah smiles] I'm the biggest mess there is, Alison.
Alison Hendrix: No, no, no, no, because you say 'eff it'.
Alison Hendrix: [Alison sniffles] I tried to say 'eff it' today and I blew up my whole life. I just wanted to say 'eff this', 'eff you', and I effed it, I effed it all up.
[when Alison spills her drink]
[Felix tells Sarah that she needs to save Alison from leaving clone club]
Felix Dawkins: You can still save Alison.
Sarah Manning: Alison's fine.
Felix Dawkins: She's not fine. She's divorcing Donnie.
Sarah Manning: [Sarah scoffs] Every freak for herself.
Felix Dawkins: Divorces do really strange things to normals, Sarah. They lose their fake happiness, they forget the way to the mall, and then, they come downtown to find themselves.
[Paul talks to Olivier who's in the hospital]
Paul Dierden: Olivier Duval... that's a classy pseudonym, bro.
Olivier Duval: Thank you.
Paul Dierden: Your real name is Kevin; you're from Wenatchee, Washington; and you have a raft of unsavory sex warrants.
Olivier Duval: The organization knows that.
Paul Dierden: Yeah, but the police don't.
[Alison tells Sarah that she's divorcing Donnie]
Alison Hendrix: Donnie and I are getting a divorce.
Sarah Manning: What?
Alison Hendrix: Oh, I'm fine. It's my decision. Everything is under control.
Sarah Manning: Okay, now, I'm worried.
[Sarah pokes Felix's head with her foot]
Felix Dawkins: Oi! Can you not, please? I'm not going to hole up with you, if you can't sit still.
Sarah Manning: Does it smell?
Felix Dawkins: Yeah! It smells like a foot. Only worse, because it's yours.
[Sarah tries to tell Cosima that the Neolution is bullshit]
Sarah Manning: Neolution is bullshit, Cosima.
Cosima Niehaus: No, it isn't, Sarah. It's an applied philosophy with profound implications for what I do.
Sarah Manning: So you'd go around black-bagging your subjects?
[Paul tells Felix that Sarah needs to hole up at her place]
Paul Dierden: Sarah's going to have to hole up here for a while.
Felix Dawkins: You, too? Impinging on my creativity. Shagging in my bed.
Sarah Manning: [Sarah answers her phone] Alison.
Felix Dawkins: Oh, brilliant! Invite her, too. Then, maybe, we can all cuddle up with 'Weight Watchers' and 'Grey's Anatomy.'
[Cosima takes off Delphine's sweater]
Cosima Niehaus: I just want to make, like, crazy science with you.
[Aynsley yells at Alison to get out of her van]
Aynsley Norris: Get out! Get out! Meera saw you screwing my husband! Everyone knows! You screwed my husband!
Alison Hendrix: [Alison rolls her window down] Well, maybe, if you paid more attention to him and less to me.
Aynsley Norris: Get out of the car, Alison! You have no idea who you're dealing with!
Alison Hendrix: No, I know exactly who you are. You're a sleazy watcher/spy.
Aynsley Norris: Sleazy? That's rich, coming from a backstabbing psycho slut!
[Alison tells Sarah that she cheated with Aynsley's husband]
Alison Hendrix: I slept with Aynsley's husband.
Sarah Manning: What?
Alison Hendrix: [Alison scoffs] I shagged Chad. Then Aynsley attacked me in the middle of the street. I degraded myself and I disgraced my children and I can't go back there.
Sarah Manning: I seriously underestimated you. I hope you kicked her arse.
Alison Hendrix: [Alison in a low voice] I did. Kind of.
[Mrs. S walks into Felix's loft to talk to Sarah]
Mrs. S: And you're alive.
Sarah Manning: Yeah. Why?
Mrs. S: Two homicide detectives on my doorstep this morning, quite convinced they'd found your body in a gravel quarry.
Felix Dawkins: Who wants mimosas?
Mrs. S: Sit down and shut your gob! I was tempted to claim the remains and feed them to you both on toast.
[Art and DeAngelis show Felix the morgue photo of Sarah]
Felix Dawkins: Yeah, yes. That's Sarah. Whew. I was just so shocked. Seeing her laid out on that slab, looking so... dead, really.
[Alison sees Aynsley and her husband Chad at the skating ring]
Chad Norris: [to Alison] Singlehood. Free at last, huh?
Alison Hendrix: [to Aynsley] What are you doing here, Aynsley?
Chad Norris: I know, right?
Aynsley Norris: Chad, go play with your dumbbells.
Aynsley Norris: [to Alison] I told you I've got this covered. You're in no condition to be coaching kids.
Chad Norris: Way to rub salt in the wounds, Ayns.
[Felix walks in and sees both Sarah and Paul getting dressed]
Felix Dawkins: Oh. Sorry. Couldn't afford lattes for Bonnie and Clyde.
[Aynsley questions Alison about her divorce]
Aynsley Norris: Whew, divorce. You poor thing. Where are the kids?
Alison Hendrix: They're at my mother's.
Aynsley Norris: Do they know? Did you tell them?
Alison Hendrix: You're just full of questions, aren't you?
Aynsley Norris: Well, of course I am. I care about you. I knew you were unhappy, but...
Alison Hendrix: [Alison interrupts Aynsley] How did you know? By asking questions. Always asking, asking. Everything you know, you pried right out of me.
[Alison catches Aynsley's husband Chad smoking weed in his van and takes a smoke of it with him]
Alison Hendrix: You know, Chad, this is the first hit I've had since 'Godspell' in college.
Chad Norris: [Chad smiles] I don't know what that is.
[Paul meets Dr. Leekie in Olivier's hospital room]
Paul Dierden: Uh, Dr. Leekie, I'm...
Dr. Aldous Leekie: [Leekie shakes Paul's hand] Paul Dierden. I hear great things.
Olivier Duval: [Olivier from the hospital bed] Aldous. Aldous, she took my tail.
Dr. Aldous Leekie: Shut up, Olivier.
[Mrs. S meets Alison Hendrix for the first time]
Mrs. S: Well, tell me more, love. I mean, it can't get any stranger than human cloning.
Alison Hendrix: Well, we live in Scarborough. About a million years ago, I went to university.
Mrs. S: You went to university?
Alison Hendrix: Mm! Yes. Kinesiology.
Mrs. S: [Mrs. S looks to Sarah] Where'd you go wrong?
Sarah Manning: Oh, that's just basically massage therapy, in't it?
Alison Hendrix: No, Sarah. It's very important. It heals.
Mrs. S: [Alison tries to grab the bottle of liquor] Oh!
Alison Hendrix: No. Um, and then I got married.
Alison Hendrix: [Alison sniffles before breaking into tears] And everything is shit.
[Mrs. S walks the drunk Alison to bed]
Alison Hendrix: [to Mrs. S] Oh, you are so lovely.
Alison Hendrix: [to Sarah] Ahem! You know, you're very lucky, Sarah. My mother wouldn't be this lovely. She... My mother would have me put in, uh, therapy.
[Art asks DeAngelis if she believes in dopplegangers]
Detective Angela DeAngelis: Ready for this?
Detective Art Bell: You believe in doppelgangers, Angie?
Detective Angela DeAngelis: Doppelgangers running around to confuse the issue? No.
Detective Art Bell: How about twins?
Detective Angela DeAngelis: Beth ever mention a twin sister?
Detective Art Bell: What the hell is going on!
[Felix sees Helena's coat inside of his apartment]
Felix Dawkins: Can we torch this, please?
Sarah Manning: What?
Felix Dawkins: Your psycho sister's coat smells like low tide.
[Cosima and Sarah have their first disagreement about Science]
Cosima Niehaus: Okay, you know what? You were the one who turned our killer against our creators. I mean, why the hell would you bring Helena into the mix?
Felix Dawkins: Oi! Ivory tower! This all happened because you got the science wrong.
Cosima Niehaus: No, I didn't.
Sarah Manning: Yes, you did, okay? They knew I wasn't Beth, from the medical tests. You said our DNA was identical.
Cosima Niehaus: It is. You know, maybe it was your sunny personality that gave you away.
Sarah Manning: Whose bloody side are you on, Cosima?
Felix Dawkins: Oh, hang up! She's a Freaky Leekie.
Sarah Manning: [Sarah closes her chat with Cosima] Shit! Fe, Cosima drank the purple Kool-Aid.
[Aynsley and Alison have their first disagreement about 'me' time]
Aynsley Norris: Here's a thought... Why don't you let me coach figure skating tonight? The kids are with your mom. Have a night in, relax.
Alison Hendrix: No, you relax. Figure skating is on my schedule and whether my daughter is in attendance or not, I'll be there.
Aynsley Norris: Ally, I think you need some 'me' time.
Alison Hendrix: And I think you need to give me my house keys back.
[Helena reads the letter that Kira wrote to her mum Sarah]
Helena: 'Dear Mummy I miss you. Mrs. S says you are in the sunshine... Please come home. Love, Kira'.
[Felix sees Sarah's phone ringing on the table]
Felix Dawkins: Who's calling?
Sarah Manning: Art. Again. Sorry, Beth doesn't live here anymore.
Felix Dawkins: No, she lives with me. So does her boy toy bodyguard.
[Mrs. S tells Sarah that if anything comes near Kira she'll burn everything down]
Mrs. S: Whatever is going on, if it takes one step towards Kira, you need to yell fire. The home we've built for ourselves in this country, we burn it all down, if we have to.
Sarah Manning: That's a promise.
[Art and DeAngelis show Sarah a mug shot of Sarah Manning]
Sarah Manning: [Sarah continues impersonating Beth] Is this a joke?
Detective Angela DeAngelis: Does the name Sarah Manning mean anything to you?
Sarah Manning: Who the hell is this?
Detective Angela DeAngelis: You've never seen her before?
Sarah Manning: [Sarah sarcastically replies] Uh, uh, yeah, yeah, in the mirror.
[Alison and Chad while high on weed talk about their marriages]
Chad Norris: Cheers to finally getting Donnie off your couch.
Alison Hendrix: Are you mocking the failure of my marriage, Chad?
Chad Norris: [Chad chuckles] Sorry.
Alison Hendrix: No, don't be. I gather you and Aynsley aren't exactly booking nooners.
[Alison and Chad while high on weed talk about being sharks]
Chad Norris: Eh, you know, the thing about you and me, Hendrix...
Alison Hendrix: Hmm?
Chad Norris: We're sharks... we stop moving, we die.
Alison Hendrix: Hmm. Well, you certainly got that down.
[Alison and Chad while high on weed flirt with each other]
Alison Hendrix: Those late-night runs in your sleeveless tees.
Chad Norris: You ain't so bad yourself. Tight glutes. Nice pecs.
Alison Hendrix: I bet you could bench press me.
Chad Norris: Easy.
Alison Hendrix: [Alison in a low voice] Bet you could bounce me like a ball.
Chad Norris: [Chad chuckles confusingly] Okay.
[Alison and Chad while high on weed start making out in Chad's Minivan]
Chad Norris: Maybe you've had too much.
Alison Hendrix: Hmm. Maybe you haven't had enough.
Chad Norris: What are we doing, here?
Alison Hendrix: I'm objectifying you. Sexually. To get back at Donnie.
Chad Norris: I should really have a problem with this.
Alison Hendrix: [Alison in a low voice] But you don't.
[as Chad unbuckles his seat belt to start kissing Alison]
[Cosima and Delphine compliment each other about getting one another]
Delphine: You know, it's really, really good to finally meet someone who gets it.
Cosima Niehaus: Hmm.
Delphine: Who gets me.
Cosima Niehaus: [Cosima smiles] Yeah, ditto. Obvs.
[Meera and her children catch Alison having sex with Chad in the back of his Minivan]
Chad Norris: [as Chad moans] Come on! Yeah!
Alison Hendrix: [as Alison moans] Coach, yeah! You're in the end zone. Yeah, you're my coach! Touchdown!
[Alison sings while driving in her van after cheating with Aynsley's husband Chad]
Alison Hendrix: Tomorrow, I will change / And today won't mean a thing / I'm a bitch, I'm a lover / I'm a child, I'm a mother / I'm a sinner, I'm a saint / I do not feel ashamed / I'm your hell, I'm your dream / I'm nothing in between / You know you wouldn't want it / Any other way, yeah!
[Sarah suggests to Alison that maybe they should come out about being clones]
Alison Hendrix: How can we possibly sustain this insanity?
Sarah Manning: We can't. I don't know if Art's going to throw me in jail or if Cosima's going to narc us out to the Neolutionists, or what.
Alison Hendrix: Don't forget Helena. She's always fun.
Sarah Manning: All I know is I came back to fix things, be a real mum to Kira. So what if we tell them?
Alison Hendrix: You mean come out?
[Cosima notices that Delphine is crying after they have sex]
Cosima Niehaus: Are you okay?
Cosima Niehaus: [Delphine sniffles] Are you sure?
Delphine: [Delphine chuckles] I... I cry after sex with boys, too.
Cosima Niehaus: [Cosima smiles] Poor you.
[Delphine tells Cosima after sex that she could kill for some ice cream]
Delphine: I could kill for some ice cream.
Cosima Niehaus: Mmm. Okay. Your wish is my command. I'm going to go to the store and I'm going to get us some Eskimo Pies.
Cosima Niehaus: Yeah.
Delphine: I don't think I know it.
Cosima Niehaus: No?
Cosima Niehaus: Prepare yourself. You're about to become a craven addict.
Delphine: I think I already am.
[Olivier tells Dr. Leekie about Helena]
Olivier Duval: She dropped the Beth act cold right in front of us. If it weren't for Paul, she would've killed me. She said her name was Helena and she had an accent, slavic. She admitted she killed Beth and took over her life. Aldous, she is completely insane.
Dr. Aldous Leekie: [Leekie looks to Paul] Welcome to the big picture.
Paul Dierden: Yes, sir.
[Art looks through Felix's loft and sees the Sarah Manning paintings]
Detective Art Bell: You mind if I look? I like art.
Felix Dawkins: No, yeah, by all means.
Felix Dawkins: [Art sees the different clone paintings] Oh! Uh... Those are the many sides of Sarah. I call that series Twisted Sister.
[Art does a test and calls Felix from outside his loft]
Felix Dawkins: [Felix answers his phone] Hello. Hello? Hello? Harvey, you pervy bastard, I know that's you.
[Sarah tells Mrs. S that she just wants to know who she is]
Sarah Manning: I just want to know who I am.
Mrs. S: [Mrs. S puts her hand to Sarah's cheek] You're still you. Remember that.
Mrs. S: [Sarah sniffles] You're a survivor.
[Kira meets Helena for the first time]
Kira: You're just like my mum.
Helena: No, I'm not. She's not real.
Kira: [Kira smiles] Of course she is.
[Helena lets Kira go and wishes her good night]
Kira: I should go home now.
Helena: Yes. Do you know the way?
Kira: [Kira smiles] Of course.
Helena: Goodnight, angel.
Sarah Manning: [Kira and Sarah see each other from opposite sides of the street, as Sarah screams] Kira!
Kira: [Kira runs out in the road] Mummy!
Sarah Manning: [as a car horn honks] Kira, no!
Sarah Manning: [car brakes screech as Sarah gasps and cries out] No!