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Ted 2 (2015)

R | | Comedy | 26 June 2015 (USA)
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Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.

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Storyline

Months after John's divorce, Ted and Tami-Lynn's marriage seems on the same road. To patch things up, Ted and Tami-Lynn plan to have a child with John's help, but their failed efforts backfire disastrously. Namely, Ted is declared property by the government and he loses all his civil rights. Now, Ted must fight a seemingly hopeless legal battle with an inexperienced young lawyer to regain his rightful legal status. Unfortunately, between Ted's drunken idiocies and sinister forces interested in this situation to exploit him, Ted's quest has all the odds against him. Written by Kenneth Chisholm (kchishol@rogers.com)

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Rated R for crude and sexual content, pervasive language, and some drug use | See all certifications »

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26 June 2015 (USA)  »

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Budget:

$68,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$33,507,870 (USA) (26 June 2015)

Gross:

$81,257,500 (USA) (21 August 2015)
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Trivia

John spills vials of sperm on himself as the shelf collapses. This scene is similar to Family Guy: Sibling Rivalry (2006), in which the exact same thing happens to Peter Griffin, who is also voiced by Seth MacFarlane. See more »

Goofs

The 2015 Comic Con sequence has the looks of the 2014 one, when the movie was filmed. Plus, displays for the Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks are visible; which would be inconsistent for the movie's setting of 2015. Product placement of Equestria Girls: Friendship Games would've been displayed by that time, but wasn't around by the time the movie was made. See more »

Quotes

Customer: Hey.
Ted: Hello.
Customer: I have to... I have to ask a few questions about this breakfast cereal.
Ted: Uhhh... Yeah, yeah. Box of Trix.
Customer: Yeah, that's right. I've been led to understand that Trix are exclusively for children. Is that correct?
Ted: Well... I mean they say 'Trix are for kids' in the commercials b...
Customer: Aha, aha. Now, is that enforced by law?
Ted: Uh, not to my knowledge. No.
Customer: So if I purchase these Trix, there'll be no trouble?
Ted: No. No. You should be fine.
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Crazy Credits

Like the first movie, there is some confusion or mix-up in the opening credits. They were supposed to start with "Universal Pictures and MRC Presents" as shown in the trailers/commercials, posters, and the back of the DVD/Blu-Ray covers. But, for unknown reasons, it starts with "MRC and Universal Pictures Presents" in the actual movie. See more »

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References Gold Diggers of 1933 (1933) See more »

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Angry Birds Theme
Written by Ari Pulkkinen
Courtesy of Rovio Entertainment Ltd.
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Not so much stupid as boring with an occasional giggle
21 July 2015 | by (Israel) – See all my reviews

The truth is that Ted 1 exhausted itself right in the trailer and the rest of film was kind of superfluous, but it was cute to see a dumb summer movie that doesn't take itself too seriously and is occasionally funny. TED 2 on the other hand takes itself much too seriously in trying to deal with the humanity of Ted. Seriously, what can a potheads and fart jokes movie tell us about being human? Lots of recycled jokes from Ted 1 and Ted as the main comic attraction in the movie just doesn't work anymore. There are a few good jokes and visual gags as befitting a summer comedy, but the rest are only marginally funny with a boring movie plot that connects them. You can see it if you happen to be home and stoned with nothing better to do :)


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