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Ted 2 (2015)

R | | Comedy | 26 June 2015 (USA)
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Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.

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Storyline

Months after John's divorce, Ted and Tami-Lynn's marriage seems on the same road. To patch things up, Ted and Tami-Lynn plan to have a child with John's help, but their failed efforts backfire disastrously. Namely, Ted is declared property by the government and he loses all his civil rights. Now, Ted must fight a seemingly hopeless legal battle with an inexperienced young lawyer to regain his rightful legal status. Unfortunately, between Ted's drunken idiocies and sinister forces interested in this situation to exploit him, Ted's quest has all the odds against him. Written by Kenneth Chisholm (kchishol@rogers.com)

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Rated R for crude and sexual content, pervasive language, and some drug use | See all certifications »

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26 June 2015 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

Ayi Teddy 2  »

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Budget:

$68,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$33,507,870 (USA) (26 June 2015)

Gross:

$81,257,500 (USA) (21 August 2015)
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2.35 : 1
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Trivia

Johnny Alves: A security guard. See more »

Goofs

When Sam, John and Ted go to Patrick Meighan's office, Sam is wearing nude pumps. When she and John get to Comic Con, the next time her shoes are visible, she is wearing black flats. See more »

Quotes

Joy: Look at that! You see them two white niggers over there?
Ted: Yeah, what?
Joy: Look at them! They so happy, because they got that little baby keeping them together. If they didn't have that baby, they'd just be two sad-ass white niggers waiting for Downton Abbey to come on.
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Crazy Credits

Liam Neeson returns to the grocery store battered and bruised and returns his ruined box of Trix. See more »

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References Downton Abbey (2010) See more »

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I Think We're Alone Now
Written by Ritchie Cordell
Performed by Tiffany
Courtesy of Geffen Records
Under license from Universal Music Enterprises
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Good one-liners and gags, zero plot.
2 July 2015 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

If there was a 6.5, I would give it. Because there was a lot to like in this movie. I like Mark Wahlberg. I like the bear. I like Amanda Seyfried. And there were a lot of good laughs in this movie. Good one-liners, and good recurring gags.

However, it just wasn't enough to make up for a horrible plot. The plot is lifted from "Miracle on 43rd Street." But it is not Christmas, Ted is not Santa. Somehow Ted does not rise to the mythical level of Santa, this is not a movie for kids. and the movie falls flat. Markie Mark is same as ever, and I do enjoy him. Kudos to Amanda Seyfried, who tries so hard to make the romance story line work. But I could never get past the fact that I was watching MW and AS and a wise-cracking stuffed bear. Some good laughs? Yes. A good story? Not even close.


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