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Ted 2 (2015)

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Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.

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Months after John's divorce, Ted and Tami-Lynn's marriage seems on the same road. To patch things up, Ted and Tami-Lynn plan to have a child with John's help, but their failed efforts backfire disastrously. Namely, Ted is declared property by the government and he loses all his civil rights. Now, Ted must fight a seemingly hopeless legal battle with an inexperienced young lawyer to regain his rightful legal status. Unfortunately, between Ted's drunken idiocies and sinister forces interested in this situation to exploit him, Ted's quest has all the odds against him. Written by Kenneth Chisholm (kchishol@rogers.com)

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Rated R for crude and sexual content, pervasive language, and some drug use | See all certifications »

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26 June 2015 (USA)  »

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Budget:

$68,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$33,507,870 (USA) (26 June 2015)

Gross:

$81,257,500 (USA) (21 August 2015)
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Trivia

During the courtroom scene, Ted likens his struggle for rights with the gay marriage movement. The film was released June 26, 2015, the day the U.S. Supreme Court legalized gay marriage nationwide. See more »

Goofs

The five dollar bill Liam Neeson places on the counter for Ted disappears after he leaves the store with the Trix cereal. See more »

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[Unrated version only, John lists a long list of fictional last names in rapid order for Ted's last name]
John: Skywalker, Solo, Vader, Kenobi, Palpatine, Calrissian, Balboa, Rambo, Griswold, Stepford, Bickle, Gump, Corleone, Wonka, Lebowski, Venkman, Spengler, Stantz, Rizzo, Zuko, Golighty, Higgins, Dolittle, Poppins, Bond, Blofeld, Blutarsky, Soze, O'Hara, Butler, McFly, Plissken, Ventura, Burgundy, Scissorhands, Drebin, Bueller, Lecter, Dumbledore, Sparrow, Doubtfire, Bourne, Von Trapp, Zoolander, ...
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Crazy Credits

Liam Neeson returns to the grocery store battered and bruised and returns his ruined box of Trix. See more »

Connections

References My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (2010) See more »

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Tiny Dancer
Written by Elton John, Bernie Taupin
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Not so much stupid as boring with an occasional giggle
21 July 2015 | by (Israel) – See all my reviews

The truth is that Ted 1 exhausted itself right in the trailer and the rest of film was kind of superfluous, but it was cute to see a dumb summer movie that doesn't take itself too seriously and is occasionally funny. TED 2 on the other hand takes itself much too seriously in trying to deal with the humanity of Ted. Seriously, what can a potheads and fart jokes movie tell us about being human? Lots of recycled jokes from Ted 1 and Ted as the main comic attraction in the movie just doesn't work anymore. There are a few good jokes and visual gags as befitting a summer comedy, but the rest are only marginally funny with a boring movie plot that connects them. You can see it if you happen to be home and stoned with nothing better to do :)


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