Batman: No! Girl Scouts!
Crane: You're scared of Girl Scouts?
Batman: They're knocking on the door. I don't have any cash!
Crane: Leave no traces.
Henchman #1: Torch the place.
Henchman #2: I gotta take a piss.
Crane: [as Henchman #2 walks away] Why does he do that every time we're committing a crime?
Batman: Ukulele! Keep it away! Its jingle jangles tell me I'm in a Club Med!
Crane: You jump off of rooftops and you fight criminals and you're scared of roombas?
Batman: How does it know which way to go if we don't push it?
Batman: No! Stay away, Christopher McDonald!
Christopher McDonald: Hey Batman. How ya doin'?
Crane: Oh my God. Are you kidding me?
Batman: Goose McKenzie, you keep your distance!
Christopher McDonald: Goose McKenzie? That's going way back. Most people know me as Shooter McGavin but, uh, thanks for knowing my work
Crane: Bats! See? That makes sense! Because you're afraid of bats so you dress like a bat so you could frighten your enemies like a...
Batman: No, no. Not bats. Baths!
Batman: Baths. You know a bath?
Batman: Taking a quick shower is just as refreshing and uses one-third the water!
Crane: And you're Gotham's savior?
Batman: It's wasteful!