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Batman: No! Girl Scouts!

Crane: You're scared of Girl Scouts?

Batman: They're knocking on the door. I don't have any cash!

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Crane: Leave no traces.

Henchman #1: Torch the place.

Henchman #2: I gotta take a piss.

Crane: [as Henchman #2 walks away] Why does he do that every time we're committing a crime?

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Batman: Ukulele! Keep it away! Its jingle jangles tell me I'm in a Club Med!

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Crane: You jump off of rooftops and you fight criminals and you're scared of roombas?

Batman: How does it know which way to go if we don't push it?

Crane: Wow.

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Batman: No! Stay away, Christopher McDonald!

Christopher McDonald: Hey Batman. How ya doin'?

Crane: Oh my God. Are you kidding me?

Batman: Goose McKenzie, you keep your distance!

Christopher McDonald: Goose McKenzie? That's going way back. Most people know me as Shooter McGavin but, uh, thanks for knowing my work

Batman: AAH!

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Batman: Jingly keys! Fun for babies! Not for Batman!

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Batman: Baths!

Crane: Bats! See? That makes sense! Because you're afraid of bats so you dress like a bat so you could frighten your enemies like a...

Batman: No, no. Not bats. Baths!

Crane: Baths.

Batman: Baths. You know a bath?

Crane: Yep.

Batman: Taking a quick shower is just as refreshing and uses one-third the water!

Crane: And you're Gotham's savior?

Batman: It's wasteful!

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