Castle (TV Series)

Under the Influence (2013)

Nathan Fillion: Richard Castle

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• Richard Castle : In a relationship, if you choose a movie, and you choose very, very poorly, do you lose your turn?

  Javier Esposito : How poorly?

  Kate Beckett : "Valentine's Day".

  Javier Esposito : You should lose two turns.

• Richard Castle : Well, then, if he didn't kill Holly, then who did?

  Javier Esposito : The brains behind this operation, that's who. A kid like Joey goes from smash-and-grabs to stealing a half a mill in jewelry? I don't think so. Someone put him up to this.

  Kevin Ryan : Yeah, it makes sense. Some savvy criminals use minors to do their dirty work.

  Richard Castle : Of course! A Fagin to Joey's Oliver Twist.

  Kevin Ryan : And if Holly's involved, that makes her the Artful Dodger. Or the Artful DJ.

  Richard Castle : Ooh, nicely played.

• [arriving at Beckett's desk to see her doing paperwork] 

  Richard Castle : Ooh, grunt work. I'll come back later.

  Kate Beckett : As long as you leave the coffee.

  [takes the cup from his hand] 

• Javier Esposito : CSU matched a print on that equipment to one Joey Malone, street name "Monster." He's got a list of priors a mile long. Unis took him down in Washington Heights. He's in the box. Come take a look.

  [Esposito leads Castle and Beckett to the interrogation room] 

  Richard Castle : Monster? Now that sounds like the kind of ganged-up thug that would shoot you dead and leave you in a dumpster someplace. Probably half-man, half-mountain, full of prison tats. Or... is he quietly dangerous? You know, like Javier Bardem in any movie where he's got weird hair.

  [they enter the observation room] 

  Javier Esposito : Just take a look for yourself... Behold... Monster.

  [a fourteen-year-old kid is in the interrogation room] 

  Richard Castle : More like Cookie Monster.

• Kate Beckett : Where were you between 11 and midnight?

  Darius Carson : Upstairs,

  [chuckles] 

  Darius Carson : with my girl.

  Richard Castle : Dakota?

  Darius Carson : Different girl. Kaiya.

  Kate Beckett : All right, well, I'm gonna have to hold you while we look in to that.

  Darius Carson : Good. That helps my street cred. You guys are gonna do a mug shot, right? 'Cause I brought my lighting guy with me.

• [arriving at home with the remains of a party from the previous night] 

  Kate Beckett : Excuse me. NYPD. Where's the host?

  Richard Castle : Forget the host. Where's your pants?

  [laughs] 

  Richard Castle : Am I right? Nah, I've been there. Check by the pool.

• Kate Beckett : So, we've got a BOLO out on Shane and his car.

  Javier Esposito : Freaking kids, man. I don't know how you do it, bro.

  Richard Castle : Ooh, no, no. I lucked out with Alexis. At a certain point, you realize you're just... dealing with someone who hasn't been around as long as we have. They have to find their way.

• Kate Beckett : So you're saying that she left early?

  Regina Cane : Yeah. Around 11:00 after jacking in a playlist. I didn't *pay* for a playlist. If you see her, tell her I want my money back.

  Richard Castle : That might be a little tough seeing as she's dead. She was killed just after leaving your party.

  Regina Cane : Great. Now I feel bad for complaining.