After a drunken night out at Harvard with the guys, Quagmire discovers that he married a decrepit old prostitute.
Did You Know?
It's learned that Peter has an ex-fiancee. She dumped him. See more
In the Season 11 episode, "The Giggity Wife", when Quagmire marries a prostitute while intoxicated, it seems that none of the characters have heard of an annulment, which applies to situations like his. See more
[Speaking to a drunk Peter
You should know that mom has emotionally let you go. It won't be long before she takes a lover. She already has 2 cell phones.
References Teen Wolf
Written and Performed by Billy Joel See more