Bieber Fever (II) (2010)
Barry: I'm gonna win this! I'm gonna win this!
Travis: Are you sure about that?
Barry: I'm... one in forty-two percent positive!
Travis: Ah, I'm not sure about that
[Lays down cards]
[Slams down cards]
Barry: Hey you-, you cheated!
Jaren: No, I did not!
Barry: Yeah you did, you so cheated!
Jaren: I did not!
Jaren: Are you guys kidding me? He's like... the best singer ever! Tens times better than Michael Jackson!
Barry: Yeah, if you're a babe...
Jaren: Well, excuse me for being a babe!
Barry: ...Without a life.
Jaren: Without a life!
Barry: Turn that off before I puke all over myself.
Jaren: No! No.
Travis: Do you have Bieber Fever or something?
Barry: He does. He definitely does.
Travis: He does.
Barry: Worse than me.
Travis: He does! Okay...
Jaren: [Stands up] What? No!
The Mailman: Um, hi. I'm going to have to make you, um, sign here... here...
[Ripping noise. See's Jaren dancing in the background]
The Mailman: What the heck is that?
Barry: Jaren, Jaren, Jaren... Jaren.
[Tries to light a match for a minute]
Barry: Jaren. Jaren
[Attempts to light a match again]
[Strikes match again]
Barry: YOU'RE THE BOY SCOUT! CAN YOU PLEASE GET THIS TO WORK?
Travis: UH, I NEVER EARNED MY...
Barry: SHUT UP!
[Gets frustrated trying to strike match]
Barry: Oh... my gosh! I can't believe...
Travis: Try- Try getting it at an angle!
Barry: Oh, maybe the other side.
[Turns match box over and strikes match. The match finally is lit]
Barry: [Leaning lit match close to Justin Bieber's signature] Okay, her we go. Jaren...
Travis: No more Justin Bieber for you?
Barry: No more Justin Bieber for you?
Travis: No more "Baby"?
Travis: No more Bieber Fever?
Jaren: [Whimpering] Uh huh! Uh huh!
[Starts blowing out the burning part of the paper]
Barry: Okay, you can choose any song...
Barry: Any song except...
Jaren: [Plays "Hoedown Throwdown"]
Barry: -Except that song.
Barry: I'm so gonna win this.
Travis: Ah, are you sure?
Barry: I am... totally positive!
Travis: Are you sure?
Barry: [Picks up chocolate coin] This is gonna be in my stomach soon!
Travis: Nu uh! No!
Barry: Yeah it is!
Barry: It is... well, not the wrapping, but... nevermind. 'Kay, I'm, I'm...
Travis: Alright. You know what?
Barry: Just put down your cards.
Travis: [Puts down cards]
[Slams down cards]
Travis: Oh my gosh!
Jaren: Ah Ha Ha!
Jaren: [Grabs all the chocolate coins] Come to papa!
Jaren: I win!
Barry: NO! NO YOU DON'T!