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Barry: I'm gonna win this! I'm gonna win this!

Travis: Are you sure about that?

Barry: I'm... one in forty-two percent positive!

Travis: Ah, I'm not sure about that

[Lays down cards]

Travis: .

Barry: HA!

[Slams down cards]

Barry: YES!

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Barry: Hey you-, you cheated!

Jaren: No, I did not!

Barry: Yeah you did, you so cheated!

Jaren: I did not!

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Jaren: Are you guys kidding me? He's like... the best singer ever! Tens times better than Michael Jackson!

Barry: Yeah, if you're a babe...

Jaren: Well, excuse me for being a babe!

Barry: ...Without a life.

Jaren: Without a life!

Barry: Turn that off before I puke all over myself.

Jaren: No! No.

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Travis: Do you have Bieber Fever or something?

Jaren: No!

Barry: He does. He definitely does.

Travis: He does.

Barry: Worse than me.

Travis: He does! Okay...

Jaren: [Stands up] What? No!

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The Mailman: Um, hi. I'm going to have to make you, um, sign here... here...

[Ripping noise. See's Jaren dancing in the background]

The Mailman: What the heck is that?

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Barry: Jaren, Jaren, Jaren... Jaren.

[Tries to light a match for a minute]

Barry: Jaren. Jaren

[Attempts to light a match again]

Barry: Jaren...

[Strikes match again]

Barry: Jaren-

[to Travis]

Barry: YOU'RE THE BOY SCOUT! CAN YOU PLEASE GET THIS TO WORK?

Travis: UH, I NEVER EARNED MY...

Barry: SHUT UP!

Travis: Okay!

Barry: Jaren...

[Gets frustrated trying to strike match]

Barry: Oh... my gosh! I can't believe...

Travis: Try- Try getting it at an angle!

Barry: Oh, maybe the other side.

[Turns match box over and strikes match. The match finally is lit]

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Barry: [Leaning lit match close to Justin Bieber's signature] Okay, her we go. Jaren...

Travis: Jaren...

Barry: Jaren...

Travis: Jaren...

Barry: JAREN.

Travis: No more Justin Bieber for you?

Barry: No more Justin Bieber for you?

Travis: No more "Baby"?

Barry: None?

Travis: No more Bieber Fever?

Barry: NONE?

Jaren: [Whimpering] Uh huh! Uh huh!

Barry: Okay!

Travis: Okay.

[Starts blowing out the burning part of the paper]

Barry: Okay!

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Barry: Okay, you can choose any song...

Travis: Yeah.

Barry: Any song except...

Jaren: [Plays "Hoedown Throwdown"]

Barry: -Except that song.

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Barry: I'm so gonna win this.

Travis: Ah, are you sure?

Barry: I am... totally positive!

Travis: Are you sure?

Barry: [Picks up chocolate coin] This is gonna be in my stomach soon!

Travis: Nu uh! No!

Barry: Yeah it is!

Travis: No.

Barry: It is... well, not the wrapping, but... nevermind. 'Kay, I'm, I'm...

Travis: Alright. You know what?

Barry: Just put down your cards.

Travis: [Puts down cards]

Barry: YES!

[Slams down cards]

Travis: Oh my gosh!

Jaren: Ah Ha Ha!

BarryTravis: NO!

Jaren: [Grabs all the chocolate coins] Come to papa!

BarryTravis: NO! NO! NO!

Jaren: I win!

Barry: NO! NO YOU DON'T!

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