Quotes
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Tracy Jordan : [Tracy is on the set of the Harriet Tubman biopic he is directing, starring Octavia Spencer] Octavia. Excellent; you're black. Now in this scene, you're going to enter through the door.
Octavia Spencer : [Octavia turns out to be even crazier than Tracy himself] I don't think so. I'm gonna walk in from over here.
Tracy Jordan : But... the door...
Octavia Spencer : Well, you're just going to have to re-write the script, and explain how my character can go through walls. Also,
[Octavia holds up a t-shirt advertising her poker website]
Octavia Spencer : I want to wear a t-shirt; promote my website.
Tracy Jordan : [Completely nonplussed] But slaves didn't wear t-shirts.
Octavia Spencer : That sounds like a Tracy problem, Tracy. I'm done for the day. I gotta go home and feed my eels. They're not electric, but I have a plan.
[Calls to her entourage - female versions of Grizz and Dot Com]
Octavia Spencer : Mizz! Dot Gov! Let's roll.
